Big Christmas

some of the guys were talkin….. uhhhh… how come you’ve never fired your weapon in the office before?

[Big Christmas @SLOBWizard_]

Pray for NJ Transit. They gotta deal with Philly and MetLife as host cities for the 2026 World Cup. There’s absolutely no way in hell that train service doesn’t burn to the ground

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

Pullitzer award-winning tweet.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT IF YOU WANNA SEE RONALDO CRY

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Real interaction from today:

Doctor - “I’m sending your prescription to the CVS on Mulberry street”

Me - “That’s right by Spring Lounge right?”

Doctor - “What?”

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Clavicular

Claviculo
Claviculas
Claviculamos
Clavicula
Claviculan

[Nate @nathanoh81]

@insiderJmoney I got two words for you: Porter Martone and Matvei Michkov- must see TV

[Fred Schaefer @fredschaefer34]

@diannaESPN Sorry silly question by me....Did they add a room for you at the Vrabel compound?

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Dianna Russini describing her own husband:

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[aarøn. @ayroned]

getting me and mom one of these for when the baby wake up in the middle of the night

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

a new "analysis"? like, you multiplied the gas price by the tank size?

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[𝙍𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙮 ☘️ @CelticsRiley]

Might be the craziest tweet of all time.

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs

[Big Christmas @SLOBWizard_]

@CbbReview @MatMlodzinski @UConnMBB @UConn6thBorough @CardiacCTReview @SSN_UConn The 4 time d2 national champ that just took down florida is last on this list? This is comical