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Official Twitter account for Slope Software. SLOPE helps actuaries build & analyze complex financial models in a fraction of the time using only a web browser.

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@Catuary1 somebody? yes.

On Twitter? no.

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hey #actuaries, are you psychic? Want to get next week's forecast today?

maybe you can. Check out this blog post

#saas #cloudtechnology

https://t.co/W5IzAZYOI2

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@mathladyhazel look, it's either in a dark alley late at night with a gun to your head, or being chased by the scientist-eating dinosaur who eats scientists at a Poisson rate. We all have to go some time!

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webcast! #actuaries! #cloudtechnology! #prizes!

Okay, maybe no prizes. but all the rest is true.

https://t.co/r3AqJuV8IK

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Yes, there's a lesson in this whole #GameStop debacle for actuaries.

https://t.co/7MWTAEilWL

#GME #actuarial #actuaries #riskmanagement #scenariotesting

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we are thoroughly entertained
#GameStop

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@Actuarial_Tutor frankly, you didn't need Twitter for step 1.

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want to be a better #actuary? Of course you do. How?

1) read this blog post: https://t.co/IdClOpDPbZ

2) ???

4) PROFIT!

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@nicoleradziwill Insults You Thought Of The Next Day

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yo - we wrote *another* eBook (basically).

Here's the summary of our first ever Wasted Time Survey.

https://t.co/Nfbl7o6fym

TL;DR - #actuaries waste too much time. See how.

#actuary #actuarial #efficiency

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hey #actuaries, do you ever wonder why your predecessors might have chosen the systems they did? This quick case study shows exactly why a client recently selected SLOPE.

TL;DR - they want to be actuaries, not gymnasts:

https://t.co/K5eeQ8YEGN

#actuarial #saas #CloudComputing

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yo - we wrote *another* eBook (basically).

Here's the summary of our inaugural Wasted Time Survey.

https://t.co/Nfbl7o6fym

TL;DR - #actuaries waste too much time. See how.

#actuary #actuarial #efficiency

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@EvanKirstel #dilbert is the best!
https://t.co/radvno0kzN

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"After working with your software and went back to other actuarial software, I feel like going back to the stone age." -- email from one of our #actuaries using our modern #actuarial software.

https://t.co/HYKbX2Jg1Q

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@ActuaryDog all meats are ultimately plant-based, right? because even carnivores, which eat animals, are eating things that eat plants, no?

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what do you do when you come to the end of "the worst year ever" (every single person in the world)?

You brag about it!

https://t.co/3EMGZebvIM

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@Catuary1 S&U tables would be perfect for wrapping up boomerangs, right?

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@EvanKirstel truly, South Dakota is the only reasonable group among you all.

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@Catuary1 when it's somebody else's money, it's somebody else's problem.

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this image is in our newest blog post: https://t.co/B7vPeIqQ7w

yeah, we went there.