Trystin

Trystin isn't home.

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@Stephan80513999 I was thinking the SAME thing.

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Thomas Kincade is FLOODING my social media sponsored ad space currently. All the gazebos in the world can't protect me from this downpour.

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I've tweeted more in the past hour than I have in my entire life x3. Thank you for this opportunity.

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@tene4slosh Same. I'm def a Maxxinista.

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@polkadotsunset I'm gonna say rational, because achieving their parable-ness is defined by successfully imparting a moral lesson upon the audience.

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@IacoponiLauren Yep! There were so many times that I had to suspend my frustration regarding the meaninglessness of the repetitive moment for the narrative payoff of enduring it. Plus...power fists.

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@tene4slosh @IacoponiLauren I hope it would act as a catalyst that propels her to a whole new perspective on life....like Target.

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I'm getting all of these promoted corporate Tweets and not one of them is Kohl's. SHAME.

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All that glitters is not Kohl's.

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That weird crab-grab for the mic was the most corporate thing I've seen yet.

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I can't even hear what he's saying over the sound of my emotional response to that voice.

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@gabilaartista @siulluis_ Haha sorry. Blame my inner Ravenclaw.

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@siulluis_ 10000%

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My favorite fit is "skinny professional type"

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@madocmadocmadoc How dare you. I'm right here.

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The only photo I've ever taken in a Kohl's. These sales are inferior to hers.

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This reminds me of being awake at 3am for no reason in bed, watching whatever YouTube serves me because I'm too tired to change my life's trajectory.

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Art is exploration, not solution. Truths courtesy of Hennessey Youngman.