Slough High Street

Still not fit for humans. But less grim than Rhyl.

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Hurray for torrential rain - I'm now washed clean of sick and fag ends

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@IamDruryLane Got any spare theatres? My patrons could do with some culture

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@hampstead_heath I envy your leaf falls. The only thing approaching autumnal colours I sport are empty McDonald's bags.

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@imlondonbridge I wish someone would spill a nice Monmouth Coffee on me. The best I have is Subway :(

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@Brick_Lane_E1 I bet you get a higher class of vomit than I do.

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KEBAB SLOGAN FAIL! Actually, said van proclaims: "You Will Forget Them All When You Try Paul". Sounds so much better that way round!

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Kebab van on my bottom end proclaims "Once You Try Paul You Will Forget Them All". A bold and mysterious claim!

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It's a glorious day. Of course, that means the denizens of Slough are parading up and down me in vest tops.

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Morning! I'm being trundled over by pushchairs steered by whey-faced teenage mums. Wish the occupants wouldn't drop half-chewn crisps on me.

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A charming young man has just relieved himself in the doorway of one of my many pound shops. I love Friday nights.

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Almost as modern as the nice pale grey bricks the council have spent ££s laying on me, which are already shiny with a film of kebab grease.

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Coo, this Twitter business is all very modern.