Slow Burn

Follow me if you like #marijuana, #WizKhalifa, and anything else of that #420 nature!!! #StayHigh & #FollowMe! **This is a parody account**

[Slow Burn @SlowBurnnn]

Relatively fucked up off of 2 hits. That's that weed I do like!

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My Kush game is too nice!

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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

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I love weed.

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Weed is like a krabby patty... The only people who don't like it have never tried it!

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Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and vibe.

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Looking in the mirror and trying to convince yourself that you dont look high.

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Waking and baking!

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Nothing like a late night smoke sesh.

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#ICanHonestlySay weed helps me put up with the human race.

[Ted @TedParody]

That son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in fresh socks and step on a random wet spot.

[Ted @TedParody]

If I die in my sleep, at least I can actually say that I died doing what I loved.

[Ted @TedParody]

You ever just look at someone and instantly get mad?

[Ted @TedParody]

Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, unless he is wearing crocs. At that point, you already know he's a douche.

[Slow Burn @SlowBurnnn]

Everyone be sure to avoid the places in my last tweet when you get the munchies! Check them out!!!

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Ew these places are disgusting! Never smoke and eat here!!! http://t.co/AyosZ4IFRZ - sp

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Smoking weed with your close friends >

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45 days until 4/20!

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I said "puff puff pass" NOT "this is your blunt."

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Negative effects of using marijuana: having less marijuana.