Bethany Mallino

Artist, former educator, turned design patent examiner and pickleball enthusiast.

[Bethany Mallino @SlowDownSnails]

@matty_pickles @austinpetsalive This is AWESOME!! Will you post the link to purchase this Friday?

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@Lovandfear Where is this taken from? 🤔 I’d like to read more!

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@matty_pickles My thought EXACTLY!!
👏🏼WHERE👏🏼IS👏🏼IT👏🏼?!?

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@gerrydiamond71 Thank you for resurfacing my illustration 💜

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@sorrynotsorrypb @azetice @statsrealclear @matty_pickles @koopynation @statsrealclear breaks it down brilliantly

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@Johnny5pointOH Is there a way we can contribute directly to Miss Birdie Brave? Venmo?

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@Pickleball @dcpickleball_tm @MajorLeaguePB @stlshockmlp @OrlandoSqueeze @AZPickleball @Maddropspc @UtahBlkDiamonds @dcpickleball_tm Amazing crew!!!

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@Johnny5pointOH I do my own!

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@statsrealclear @MajorLeaguePB @RiGuy3 Zero poker face and we love it!!

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🥹Big sister couldn’t be more proud of little brother🥹 @statsrealclear

[Real Clear Stats @statsrealclear]

Pickleball needs comprehensive stats now. The need is too great to idly sit and wait for AI to “magic” our stats.

As with all AI, humans pave the way, and AI follows in time with creative new efficiencies.

Back to work 🚧 🦺 🛣️

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@RanchersMLP @statsrealclear @MajorLeaguePB Wise decision to engage @statsrealclear to make truly educated draft selections!

AND a baseball cap?!? Where’s the iconic cowboy hat? ☺️Almost didn’t recognize you.

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Now this what “data with a soul” looks like!! It tells an incredible story! “Maybe stories are just data with a soul.” -@BreneBrown

[Real Clear Stats @statsrealclear]

The greatest Pickleball game ever played!

We wanted to share the stats with everyone. Click the link in the next tweet to view the entire dataset.

BLQK vs @the5spickleball

Absolutely astonishing performances by @LeaJansenPB @AnnaLeighWaters @AndreaRemynse & Maggie Brascia

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@statsrealclear @ArtsyOwl

[The Dink Pickleball @Pickleball]

🚨Paddles for Life Giveaway🚨

��6 WINNERS🔥

Entry Requirements👇

1️⃣Follow this account
2️⃣RT this tweet & tag 1 friend
3️⃣Visit https://t.co/f0CKVE4bbk

🥇Paddles for life
🥈Signed Tyson McGuffin paddle
🥉4 winners = paddle of choice

@SelkirkSport

[The Dink Pickleball @Pickleball]

🚨Paddles for Life Giveaway🚨

🔥6 WINNERS🔥

Entry Requirements👇

1️⃣Follow this account
2️⃣RT this tweet & tag 1 friend
3️⃣Visit https://t.co/f0CKVE4bbk

🥇Paddles for life
🥈Signed Tyson McGuffin paddle
🥉4 winners = paddle of choice

@SelkirkSport

[Bethany Mallino @SlowDownSnails]

@LauraLoomer I don’t believe he wrote that.
1️⃣ Use of punctuation.
2️⃣ Capitalization of proper nouns.

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@the5spickleball THRILLED!!! Bringing two travel buddies!

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@the5spickleball @statsrealclear @CreatesWolftrap

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@MaryBethTesta @POTUS @VP That’s AMAZING!!

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@teachergoals For L❤️VERS