SlowSportsNews

@SlowSports

Parody Account (Not Affiliated with SkySports)

Joined January 2015

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14 Followers

8 Posts

over 11 years ago

MANCHESTER CITY ready £3m Robbie Fowler bid. The forward hasn't played a full 90 minutes yet this season. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Chelsea are rumoured to be chasing Englishman Gary Cahill. Reports suggest a £7m is to be tabled for the Wanderer. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Aston Villa have agreed a fee of £6m with City for Richard Dunne on a four-year deal. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Manchester United have agreed a British-record £30m fee with Leeds for England defender Rio Ferdinand. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Manchester United have completed the signing of Wayne Rooney from Everton in a deal which could be worth £27m. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Tottenham have completed the signing of Southampton's teenage Welsh international defender Gareth Bale. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Manchester United have completed the £12.24m signing of Portuguese teenager Cristiano Ronaldo from Sporting Lisbon. #SlowSportsNews

over 11 years ago

Pele announces retirement from professional football #SlowSportsNews