Agent Of Chaos

Fine Fat Jawn

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

they need to hire someone else this guy does not fuck

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage

[LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 @LegendaryLade]

“Being famous is like a mental game but whatever you do, just don’t do drugs!”

Brilliant and sobering advice from Cardi B to Vogue Arabia!

[dario von bingen † @santodarietto]

Credo non ironicamente che andrebbe canonizzata come santa

[softer. @rysiceluvsu]

😂

[Agent Of Chaos @Slumbella]

Just ignore me

[🕷️ @bakedinottawa]

Messaged the guy I like that I like him and he told me he doesn’t like me back and I’m making him uncomfortable

[𝓴 the August Queen @Okundayor]

at least he didn’t pretend to like you back and use you for placeholder till he gets the person he wants. clarity is good, it’s a W. hold it and move on.

[Agent Of Chaos @Slumbella]

@writerssblocc Stretching is fundamental at my age 😌

[Agent Of Chaos @Slumbella]

Think he me

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man that Caleb Williams photo shoot for the Bears was DIABOLICAL 😭💀

[Agent Of Chaos @Slumbella]

This why I love me a man or woman lol in STEM big brains are sexy

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I’m attracted to men who know how to HANDLE SHIT. Make the call. Find the reservation. Fix the problem. Figure it out. 😮‍💨

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I’m attracted to men who know how to HANDLE SHIT. Make the call. Find the reservation. Fix the problem. Figure it out. 😮‍💨

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

hey @TMZ can you do me a small favor. I don’t think it’s too much to ask. But uhhhh….Don’t have the RIPS AND BIRTHDAYS THE SAME FUCKING TEMPLATE

[Agent Of Chaos @Slumbella]

Not they finna make me watch Beverly Hills

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

it’s over for them😭😍 #RHOBH

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

And this why the skit was 10/10 lol

[Ju_Almighty @Ju_Almighty12]

They ignored you because your name is Kwanza Jones, so your response was to give them $20 million? The need for white validation is a mental illness

[🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ItsMbasa]

Content creation is so wild. Did we have to see that?????

[🩷 im PERF 🖤 @backseetBETTY]

Hair dysphoria. No way you saw that seamless install and said “let me ball up some baby hairs”. Don’t ruin your work like that again girl

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

There’s a lesson to be learned here (although I still strongly believe this didn’t need to happen on camera) —There’s a lesson to be learned here in ego. Chance did all of that to keep Vic off the tour.

The tides have since turned and now little to no one cares about Chance the Rapper anymore. And they’re both in a very similar position.

[Big Moe 007 @BigMoeDC]

Always a loser around….