Sir Slurple

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard oops -⚽️

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

SOMEONE HACKED ME

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

you know the omegaverse fandom would probably really like Fever by Adam Lambert if they weren’t afraid of gay musicians from American Idol

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard FUCK OFF IM HUNTING THIS GUY FOR SPORT

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

you know the omegaverse fandom would probably really like Fever by Adam Lambert if they weren’t afraid of gay musicians from American Idol

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard your MOM

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard i’ve got PLENTY of people to binge watch stuff with IDIOT

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

tooth pain

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@eleventaka711 good

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

feeling nefarious

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard you won’t

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

chrismas can ride a bike now

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard what?

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@Ekubo_armando @Reibile_ YOU SMELL LIKE MILK AND SHIT ALREADY LOSER

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard well thank god i didn’t give birth then. unlike some people.

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard MF WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard WHOSE AUTISM

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard every time i try to photograph her he stares at the camera so hard i have to put it away.

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@Reibile_ not my hands. dirty hands only happen to losers.

see you shortly.

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@Reibile_ my hands are always clean why would you assume they're dirty.

i'll be over.

[Sir Slurple @Slurple711]

@emerizard the smallest bike you've ever seen actually