Slutty Thoughts Only

Sensitivity is NOT allowed, so leave it at the door or leave the door.

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some days you just need a long, skin-on-skin cuddle, coffee in bed, and no alarm clocks.

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yes I like it on top!

why on earth would I want the
cherry to be under the cake? 🍒

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being filthy with the right person can be therapeutic as fuck

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I don’t know if I am tired or just tired of it

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no, you’re not too old to take selfies with your tongue out, that’s dumb at any age

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people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.

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I don’t understand people who do things after work. After work I just want to lie down and die.

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I’m having an out of bed experience.

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I just need to get lick*d like bad.

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When I introduce myself, I say my name like a threat.

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I remembered to pee right before I sat on the couch. Victories need to be shared with the people.

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WOMAN: [has a face]

MEN IN REPLIES: whoa someone’s mad

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Nobel prize to the person who invented stretchy clothes

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a pillow for my knees while I suck your dick

call it cushioning the blow

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Boobs are like friends,Some are real,Some are fake and some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them

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Guys who get hard when they go down are the GOAT

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Unless you shoot Nutella out of your dick, fix your attitude

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fuck her like you fucking hate her.. she'll enjoy it more..

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I feel like if we held eye contact for more than 10 seconds you'd cum in your pants

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There is nothing better than a man that knows how to put out fires with their tongue or know how to use their tongue 😈😈😈