Brian Sheridan

Look Mom! No Hands!

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

@EnbridgeAgain I like Admin even more now

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

@randallwcarlson if the great pyramid of Giza was in the scablands, would it have survived the deluge? Would it be washed away with no trace? Thank you in advance for your insight!

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

@KingJames Coming from the guy who had to be carried off the court due to cramps.
Shut up and dribble. You play a kids ball game.

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

JT looks like a homeless cowboy 🤠

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

I'm a centrist. I hold some liberal views and I hold some conservative views.
But I'm more afraid of talking to my liberal friends about my conservative views than I am talking to my conservative friends about my liberal views.

[Katie @KSsheridan17]

Being married means paying each others student loans 🤮

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

Brian: Where is Scandinavia?
Katie: You know, in the Scandinavia area

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

I can't wait to spend every day with these two beautiful girls! @katie_vanluven

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

@Eminem Your rhymes were weak and your flow was weird – It took you 44 years to barely grow a beard

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

Carp-ing all the diem's

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

My Fiance❤️💓❤️

[SL4M @DJ_SL4M]

Excited to announce I'll be playing my first festival @breakawaymich later this summer!

[Tommy @Tommylucas_]

5,000 retweets and @ImShmacked comes to CMU 🔥☝🏼 @CentraIMichigan @RealCMichParty

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

Life is a beautiful struggle

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

Super Summer Disc Golf Giveaway! Win a Pro-picked Disc Golf set worth over $500 from @innovadiscs #DiscGolf https://t.co/3ZPmvKQ6OU

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

@EA_DICE I had a conquest match without getting any hit markers. The net code is trash, the game is trash, and your developers are trash

[Mark Guidobono @markguidobono]

RETWEET THIS 🍕

[Brian Sheridan @SlyBriGuy]

May the bridges I burn light the way