Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Was Jesus the son of Mary?
A: Yes.
Q: Who created Mary?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Was Jesus a born son?
A: Yes.
Q: Who is his father?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Was Jesus a servant of God?
A: Yes.
Q: Did Jesus die on the cross?
A: Yes.
Q: Who sent it?
A: God.
Q: Was Jesus a messenger?
A: Yes.
Q: Who sent it?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Did Jesus pray when he was on earth?
A: Yes.
Q: To whom was he praying?
A: To God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Does God have a beginning?
A: No.
Q: So who was born on the 25th of December?
A: Jesus.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Where is God?
A: In the committee.
Q: How many gods are there in heaven?
A: There is only one.
Q: Where is Jesus?
A: He is sitting on the right hand of God.
Q: So how many gods are there in heaven?
A: There is only one God.
Q: If so, how many seated gods?
A: There is only one God.
Q: Where is Jesus?
A: He sat next to the Lord.
Q: Are they sitting on one chair?
A: These words are understood only by those upon whom the Holy Spirit descended..!
____ As for us, the answer we have is what our Lord Almighty said about Himself:
(And that the Almighty is the grandfather of our Lord, he did not take a wife or a son)
{God did not take a son, and there was no god with Him. Then every god would have gone with what He created, and some of them would have been superior to others. Glory be to God above what they describe.}
(Those who said that God is the Messiah, the son of Mary, have disbelieved. And Christ said, O children of Israel, worship God, my Lord and your Lord. Indeed, whoever associates partners with God, God has forbidden him Paradise, and his abode is Hell. And the unjust have no helpers. (72) Those who say that God is the third of three, and there is no god but a God, have disbelieved. One, and if they do not desist from what they say, then a painful punishment will surely afflict those who disbelieve among them (73) Will they not repent to God and seek His forgiveness? And God is Forgiving, Merciful.)