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🚨🎙️ Carrick on not signing a left-back and striker this summer after Shaw and Sesko were injured:

“Not all problems in the squad can be fixed in a single transfer window. We trust the people in charge to get the right places in at the right time. Until then, we must work with what we have”

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING : Manchester United contact Julian Nagelsmann as potential Carrick REPLACEMENT.

Man Utd have made contact with former German National team Coach, Julian Nagelsmann to replace their under fire Coach, Michael Carrick.
This comes after the Current Utd Boss failed to beat 10 man bottom of the table Tottenham hotspur.

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING : Jose Mourinho speaks out on Ref after Vini Jr red card:

🎙️ “Why is it always Vini? This always happens against Vini Jr and Real Madrid so obviously, the Refs have a problem with us”

“It’s no surprising that they have always been paid by Barcelona. But we are Real Madrid and we will always win”

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🚨🗣️ Owen Hargreaves on Michael Carrick's future at Man Utd after the Tottenham game:

"He definitely has to be concerned about his future right now. Beyond just results, performances have been abysmal at best and pressure is growing on the owners."
I feel he will take the blame at the end of the day and right now, there's no way back."

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🚨🎙️ Michael Carrick on Man Utd's performance against Tottenham :

"I do not think we played badly. The performance has been blown out of proportion.
We could have won the game if not for an unlucky goal at the end. We controlled the game and executed our game plan, for me, that's a win. We will definitely get better with the fans behind us".

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🚨🎙️ Paul Scholes on Man Utd's performance against Tottenham :

"I do not think Carrick is good enough for the job, simple as that. Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and many others should no longer be here. Yoro was brought in as the future of Man Utd's defense but he's been given a run of games."

Almost every player is being misprofiled and played in a way that exposes their weaknesses. Many players in his starting line up are no longer good enough to be here. It's not rocket science"

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🚨🎙️ Paul Scholes on Man Utd's performance against Tottenham :

"I do not think Carrick is good enough for the job, simple as that. Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and many others should no longer be here. Yoro was brought in as the future of Man Utd's defense but he's been given a run of games."

Almost every player is being misprofiled and played in a way that exposes their weaknesses. Many players in his starting line up are no longer good enough to be here. It's not rocket science"

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING : Cristiano Ronaldo RETURNS to the Portuguese National Team :

🗣️ I will serve whatever suspension is given to me and be back available for the national team. I apologize to my teammates and the Portuguese people for leaving the way I did but words were broken and honesty is very important to me.

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Thoughts on Leny York’s international debut

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🚨BREAKING : After Brighton became the 5th club in EPL history to sweep the POTM, MOTM & GOTM in a single month, here's the record list:

🎖️Chelsea - Nov 2016✅
🎖️Newcastle Utd - Oct 2022✅
🎖️Man Utd - Nov 2023
🎖️AFC Bournemouth - Jan 20..... love

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🚨BREAKING : All Top players that got injured during this international break :

🚑 Kylian Mbappé - Real Madrid❌
🚑 Jamal Musiala - Bayern Munich❌
🚑 Kai Havertz - Arsenal❌
🚑 Alexander Isak - Liverpool❌
🚑 Cody Gakpo - Liverpool❌
🚑 Raphinha - Barce..... love

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🚨✅OFFICIAL: As Lionel Messi is awarded a Honorary Doctorate Degree, here is a list of top players with Doctorate degrees:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus Rashford ✅
🇨🇮 Didier Drogba ✅
🇧🇪 Vincent Kompany ✅
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sir Alex Fer..... love

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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 8)

8. Kylian Mbappe 🇫🇷
7. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷
6. Rodri 🇪🇸
5. Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪
4. Michael Olise 🇫🇷
3. Lamine Yam..... love

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🚨BREAKING : EPL flop Signings Of The Season so far:

🇧🇪 Youri Tielemans - Man Utd✅
🇦🇷 Dibu Martinez - Chelsea✅
🇵🇹 Mateus Fernandes - Tottenham✅
🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali - Tottenham✅
🇲🇦 Ayyoub Bouaddi - Man City✅
🇧🇷 Bruno Guimaraes - Arse..... love

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🚨🇵🇹Portugal Historical World Cup Record:

- BEFORE RONALDO:
1990 - Did not qualify ❌
1994 - Did not qualify ❌
1998 - Did not qualify ❌
2002 - Group stage

- AFTER RONALDO:
2006 - Semi Finals (4th place..... love

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING : Cristiano Ronaldo Retires from International football.

In an emotional statement released on his social media handles, Cristiano Ronaldo has announced he is leaving the Portugal National Team training camp. This comes after the National Team coach's recent comments in a press conference. Ronaldo has promised to let fans know the truth about recent events in what could be the end of his international career.

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🚨🎙️ Pep Guardiola on Man City's guilty verdict on 115 charges:

🗣️ "I believe the truth will come out eventually, that's why I continue to stand with Man City. We are innocent and we will use any legal means available to prove it. I only ask that people stop talking down on our achievements and titles won on the pitch".

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🚨💣 BREAKING: Haaland is considering LEAVING Man City in January.

The Norwegian has expressed a desire to look change teams in the midst of the current storm surrounding Man City. He has clearly told his agents he will not go down with the club as he was not part of the team when the rules were broken.

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING: Premier League confirms Man City GUILTY of the GREATEST SCAM IN EPL HISTORY, gives details of their shams:

• Club Revenues were inflated and operating costs reduced by £900m.

• Fake contracts were used by Man City with commercial partners to ‘artificially inflate revenues covered by ADUG.'

• City concealed the true state of finances for 9 years.

• Accurate reporting would have seen them ‘in breach of both the League’s and UEFA’s spending limits by a very substantial amount.

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🚨💣BREAKING: Djibril Cisse responds to MATCH FIXING allegations as video of celebration with Man City resurfaces, challenges Mike Dean to physical meet-up :

"I will like to meet up and hear him say it to my face. It is not our fault that Man Utd failed to win their games and lost the league. This is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE and we cannot let people continue to disrespect us like this."