Ashley Smashley

Walk toward the fire

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@krassenstein Let’s get a head count of fat news anchors on CNN.

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@elonmusk @visegrad24 I feel like this is enough force to generate at least a tiny bit of propulsion? Not even a little hop off the pad?

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@WhiteHouse The zoo had to kill an innocent endangered animal because their unsafe enclosure allowed a toddler to fall 15 feet into a pit full of silverbacks. If the child had died in the fall instead, it wouldn’t have even been a blip in the news cycle. There fixed it for you.

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@DavidSHolz @ogphysikal Humans after 10 years of microwaving themselves from space for data: why is everyone so retarded, fat and full of cancer?

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@elonmusk

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@BreitbartNews Ahaha Ruth Bader Ginsburg refused to be replaced by Obama. The ultimate racial gerrymandering.

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@GenFlynn Wo-man, that is.

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@GenFlynn Pay the man.

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@r0ck3t23 God I hope so.

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@elonmusk Our government does this.

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@toddstarnes @SloeWinslow This is the will of the people. Give them the government they deserve.

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@bennyjohnson @RealLindellTV Well you know, being Somali isn’t all bananas and rice. It’s multi million dollar accounting errors, too.

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@elonmusk Like the FBI put antagonists in the Jan 6 crowd.

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@elonmusk This is how the majority of the government operates.

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@michaelmalice @elonmusk I love this and can’t wait for @grok to shut me down about stinkbugs actually being spy drones or some other nonsense. 😂 “We are wasting water at a data center somewhere and driving up the cost of electricity talking about the stinkbug spy drones again.”

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@elonmusk Would you play Diablo on it?

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@itsNTBmedia Guaranteed to have been voting for the unlimited spending that has made it impossible to afford to live by… moving toilet paper for a living.

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@itsNTBmedia I don’t know, I kinda feel a proper education would’ve helped more. Entering the real world with an understanding of how insurance works would be a good start.

[Ashley Smashley @Smaashedley]

@SenFettermanPA @m_stewart_paine How about we just get rid of the DHS and let local authorities police their own states? I actually prefer a Democrat that wants less government. More less government funding. Thanks.