Baby Bing

Lou 🤠 pdx 😛 they 🥴 mostly shitposts 🇵🇸💗

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

I just said "can you fill it up with regular" at the Taco Bell drive thru and I want to die

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@mattxiv Someone posted on Reddit asking how you MakeupMogged Hudson 😅

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@texcritter The irony is that my father is a big reason behind why I need Lexapro 🫣

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@texcritter My mom is a therapist and got a lot of pharma merch. I recently found this note I left on my dad’s desk when I was a kid.

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

my mom saw bob odenkirk

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I like the way these guys keep escalating the rhetoric lol

[EBONY LOVER FINAL FORM COOLER @VoltageEsq]

@brycecarringto5

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Watching glee. Can’t sleep. Should go to bed. But it’s glee. Will shuester is the scariest villain ever written

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

the earth literally stood still when I read this

[goo @vulniccura]

wonder what the future holds for this young talented artist

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

call me obama the way that bush knockin against my belly

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

pls check your chocolate cake, ice cream cone, pickle, slice of Swiss cheese, slice of salami, lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, cupcake, and slice of watermelon! https://t.co/lQ7Wb2arZd

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@hahnn12 I just visited Denver for the first time earlier this month and was surprised by the lack of shade! It was definitely noticeable (especially to me, coming from Oregon, where there are trees everywhere)

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@JohnW41755147 @hahnn12 Denver has nearly 250 days of sunshine a year and the winters are relatively mild lol

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[bethany @thenightbethore]

shit like this makes me feel so insane like why are we banning parents (women in particular) from public spaces!!! your dog doesn't want to go to a pub or restaurant!!!

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

i’m an anti capitalist until we’re playing poker

[Baby Bing @SmallerGrape]

@jjuromii i can’t get over her fingers going all over the place

[keelan 皿🏹 🐭 HAYTOUR OVER :(( @takemehottogo]

STAY AWAY FROM HER