Glad to have met President William Ruto of Kenya.
India and Kenya share a longstanding partnership anchored in the aspirations of the Global South. We remain committed to working together for the well-being of our people.
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TO WATCH AND LISTEN...TOUCHE FOR THE COW FART GLOBAL EMERGENCY!
Those who attempted this fraud on us should be publicly hanged in metal cages as an example.
Dear Kenyans,
You’ve never been told the full truth.
This is Idi Amin’s son breaking down, in detail, why his father ordered the Israelis out of Uganda.
Watch carefully. You’ve been lied to long enough.
Men,
This is for fathers with 4-year-old kids:
Don't have sex with her mother during the day.
Wait until deep in the night, she needs to always sleep naked or without underwear.
One thunderous shot is enough.
Respect your children.
#MasculinitySaturday
The ultimate double standard in modern marriage is the unilateral cancellation of vows. A man is socially and legally expected to fulfill 100% of his traditional duties, to provide, protect, finance, and remain strictly faithful. But a woman can completely abandon the physical and intimate aspects of the marriage for years with zero societal pushback. If he complains, he is shamed as needy or predatory. If he files for divorce to escape a lifetime of forced celibacy, the courts will take his house, his kids, and his income. He is essentially trapped in a legally binding roommate contract where his utility is violently demanded, but his humanity is completely ignored.
Kenya has been ranked number one globally in time spent on social media
The global average is 2 hours 20 minutes, while Kenyans spend about 4 hours daily online.
We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down.
They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests.
They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs.
Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation.
They charged us $250K for this privilege.
During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking.
I looked around the conference room.
Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments.
The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs.
I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera.
But nobody listens to the guy who works here.
You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday.
I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization.
It feels like the right move.
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