Smallkeller

Obliterate me with an orbital laser

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

If you’ve never seen Walk Hard it’s free on Tubi. I honestly think it’s the greatest comedy of the 2000s and it’s such a great parody of its genre it retroactively made fun of musical biopics that came out years after it.

Dewey, I’m cut in half pretty bad.

[Punished Cookie🦐 (Hyped and Evil) @punishd_debaser]

@YungJunko Todd Howard in 2006

[Smallkeller @Smallkeller]

@highelven Yeah I was Iconoclast for most of my run but you bet your sweet bippy I pressed the “fuck Commorragh” button

[LBark @franzsherbert]

Captain Ahab posting a YouTube reaction video called "REAL Sperm Whale Attack Survivor REACTS To 'Whalefall.'" Thumbnail that says "Could This REALLY Happen??" with Ahab making an exaggerated incredulous face

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

[turbomander @turbomander]

you know sometimes I think I am too hard on myself when it comes to world building

[not ur average shamu 🫍 @cetafalling]

Not a single braincell in the whole nest

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[smoker of cryptic weed @WASJAPPIN]

It is your ethical responsibility to polarize every group chat you are part of FOR peter gabriel and AGAINST phil collins

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

shout-out to Brad Dourif, who excels at playing mentally tortured characters that die in 90s sci-fi

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Using Kenny Rogers’ Gambler in a Draft Kings ad is perverse. This is not the type of gambling he was talking about. He was talking about Cool gambling

[Smallkeller @Smallkeller]

@DickPWarlock @TheMonkeyJungle Read the 85’ agreement!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is like a Venture Bros. post-credits gag

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips @NoContextSpoof]

"Get out of here Dewey! We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit!"

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

“Me and who” so large it was recorded on the Richter scale

[Smallkeller @Smallkeller]

@WASJAPPIN He’s the most justified cyclist I’ve ever seen

[collin @fiendformojitos]

Maekar Targaryen

[rune sword @runesword1]

telling my men to hold down our war golem while i carve out it's arcane cerebral core because i think i saw it smile up at the stars one time