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purveyor of fine quips & fine english bone china.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

NBA Champions!

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Things that didn’t exist last time Knicks won NBA Championship:

Apple
Microsoft
Google
Facebook
World Wide Web
smartphones
Star Wars
Pac-Man
ESPN
Wi-Fi
Diet Coke
Costco
Home Depot
Netflix
Amazon
Instagram
Uber
Tesla
Saturday Night Live
Memphis Grizzlies
Whole Foods
Chicken McNuggets
Foot Locker
Nvidia
Adobe
eBay
Zara
Seinfeld
Capital One
Miami Heat
Skechers
Ben & Jerry’s
Michael Kors
Honda Civic
The Sopranos
Dell
YouTube
Euro
Pinterest
Airbnb
Spotify
Reddit
PayPal
Yahoo
Expedia
Tommy Hilfiger
American Idol
Cisco
SpaceX
WhatsApp
Red Bull
Buffalo Wild Wings
Toyota Camry
Panera Bread
iPhone
Swiffer
Starburst
Chipotle
Chili’s
Five Guys
Lunchables
Monster Energy
Minnesota Timberwolves
Forever 21
Lululemon
Under Armour
Orlando Magic
Care Bears
Skittles
LinkedIn
Crocs
Febreze
Shake Shack
DoorDash
Android
Zoom
BlackBerry
He-Man
Beanie Babies
Reese’s Pieces
Dallas Mavericks
Wheel of Fortune
Bitcoin
TikTok
Blockbuster
The Simpsons
Harry Potter
Pixar
Jaws
ChatGPT
iPad
Xbox
AirPods
Walkman
Transformers
Game Boy
Beyoncé
Rubik’s Cube
Shark Tank
Rocky
Post-It Notes
People Magazine
MTV
Starbucks Latte
LeBron James
iPod
Microsoft Word
Lionel Messi
Hotmail
Friends
Sour Patch Kids
Victoria’s Secret
Hoka
Callaway Golf
Egg McMuffin
Cristiano Ronaldo
Family Feud
Fanatics
Toronto Raptors
Dairy Queen Blizzard
Tom Brady
Survivor
Mr. Beast
X-Files
Snapchat
New Orleans Pelicans
Super Mario Bros.
Back to the Future
DraftKings
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The Oprah Winfrey Show
Mark Zuckerberg
Oklahoma City Thunder
Taylor Swift
Charlotte Hornets
South Park
Drake
Craigslist
Happy Meal
Minecraft
Uggs
Pokémon
emojis
3-point line
Honey Nut Cheerios
Baywatch
Wikipedia
IBM PC
Gmail
Fox News
CNN
Michael Jackson’s Thriller
Nintendo NES
Serena Williams
FanDuel
Oakley
CD
DVD
Grand Theft Auto
MySpace
Twitter
Advil
Air Jordan

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The New York Knicks win their first NBA title since 1973 with a 94-90 victory over the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5. https://t.co/a6pJJXYdQJ

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

ALSO: NBA Champion

[ESPN @espn]

NEW YORK, AT LAST! 🗽

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[One Small Step History @1stephistory]

June 12th, 1987 #onthisdayinhistory #onthisday #coldwar

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: ��Michael,’ is now the highest grossing musical biopic ever with $911.9M worldwide.

It has surpassed ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ ($911M WW).

It’s a feat that Lionsgate and Universal have pulled off as the Jaafar Jackson-starring, Antoine Fuqua- directed Michael Jackson movie arrives in Japan today. That territory alone could make ‘Michael’ the second title to cross $1 billion at the 2026 global box office.

Full details here: https://t.co/cJH4uobl1U

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING on MS NOW:

The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals just rejected the Kennedy Center board's effort to pause the court-ordered removal of Trump's name from the building. That means Trump's name must come down tonight.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

This Day, 40 Years Ago: “Ferris Bueller” hits theatres. Joins a fabulous marquee of “Top Gun,” “Cobra” and “Space Camp.”

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

Maine Senate odds:

🟦 Graham Platner: 59%
🟥 Susan Collins: 41%

[Presidential Wisdom @PrezWisdom]

After Al Gore conceded the 2000 Election to George W Bush 🇺🇸 he received a empathetic call from an unlikely source: his opponent's father, George HW Bush 🇺🇸.

Bush Sr. told him, "I've lost a few times myself and I know how you feel."

#POTUS 🎂🎈

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Gene Shalit Dies: Longtime 'Today' Show Movie Critic Was 100 https://t.co/CW7ubbeaLL

[Taniel @Taniel]

Charlie Cook on last week's Fox News Ohio poll (which had Sherrod Brown up 8): "When reading the numbers that follow, you should know that unreleased, private, high-quality polls conducted for both sides show similar results; this poll is not an outlier" https://t.co/HbYDc7U2MF

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Disclosure Day (2026):

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

LA truly has Disclosures Day fever that they needed to put out these warnings!

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

BREAKING: Keisha Lance Bottoms (D) has a 52% chance to win the Georgia Governor election

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

BREAKING: Sherrod Brown (D) has a 59% chance to win the Ohio Senate election

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Reminder:

For the election fraud conspiracy theories being spread about Los Angeles to be true, there would have to be a vast and complex scheme involving hundreds of people in some cases and many thousands of people in others.

The people involved would have to be in close coordination.

Not one of them could speak to an outsider, make a mistake, leave a trace, get caught, or have their communications penetrated by the vast surveillance capabilities of the federal government.

And they would have to pull all of this off while millions of people are watching the process play out in real time, including the president of the United States and his hand-picked U.S. attorney, who would relish the opportunity to prosecute election fraud in the Los Angeles mayor’s race.