Manasvini Singh

Take a hit & let it out

[Kirti Azad @KirtiAzaad]

Finally it has happened !!!

After Decades BEER is now Cheaper than PETROL

Now, there will be a NEW SLOGAN

*JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE*

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Thanks for the disappointment @Myprotein , pls do look into your customer support service!

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

🙏🏻 #StayHomeStaySafe

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

Lockdown in Delhi is being extended by one week

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Man ki baat!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Hey all,

Gentle reminder that you're allowed to question and criticise any govt or leader during a crisis without being expected to know the solution yourself. That's not negativity, it's democracy.

That's all

Happy Sunday!

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

@zomatoin takes its instructions very seriously! 😂

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Don't be mean, that's for average people.

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

The floor is runs. #IndvsPakFinals

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Pakistanis rn: "mAuKa MaUkA" #IndiaVsPakistanFinal

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Wanna get drunk tonight? Have a shot every time you see/hear the word "fixed". #IndiaVsPakistanFinal #YehBikGayaHaiJadeja

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Me- *orders a steak - rare*
Waiter-How rare sir, on a scale of Pakistan winning vs. India to Bumrah not giving extras in an over? #IndvsPak

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

@thevirdas No, we are upset because we can be upset. #tolerance 🙌🏻

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Indian kids after their parents get to know their child spent ₹76,000 to see Justin Bieber sing live.

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

If he doesn't have a "😊" or a "😏" on your Snapchat, he a fuckboy hun.

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Today in the train I just asked a fellow passenger "Kya aap Gujarati ho?"
He got defensive and said, "Maine akele vote nahi tha PM ke liye"

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Modi stole Trumps' thunder even when he was voted into power. Trumps won America's votes, Modi took away Indians' money. #ModiTrumpsTrump

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

No one asked for Sonam's side of the story. #Feminist #SonamBewafaNahiHai

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

Coldplay and foreplay are both for the luckier people #GlobalCitizenFestival

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

I'm the kind of woman who'd steal your snack and leave your man. #Priorities

[Manasvini Singh @SManasvini]

If women had to orgasm to get pregnant, humans would probably be extinct before dinosaurs. #disappointmentroom