EnlightenedParenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

@vossgallery_ this is the best advise ever

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Partnering tip: missing out on dinner from taking care of a fevered child? Leave a foil packet of dinner on their forehead to keep it warm for later.

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Who ever made the transparent cake cover didn’t have a 3 year old

[jetpackliving @jetpackliving]

Whoa, Tracy got a call out on Adobe!

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Wait, I get a hug every time my child gets scared? No wonder kids end up so messed up?

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

@prettydamep Thank you! Any additional information you find out, please continue to post. You're the only online voice to mention Cochrane.

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Learning goes both ways. Take tantrums for example. Observe how your partner reacts. Will tantrums work for you too? Try it and see! #baby

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Did you know that 95% of phantom cries are real only you were too late to help? #parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

My child is a the wonderful age where he hasn't figured out farts yet. The mysterious noise is an unknown blameless wonder #parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

I just realized having kids is a ponzi scheme #parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Stay constructive and use the time your child is crying to remind yourself how horrible of a person you are!#parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Every accident is a chance for your child to learn. Start designing your child's accidents today! #parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

If the coffee grinder you have wakes the baby, you might need a new one. Consider adoption. #parenting #sponsoredbyjuanvaldez

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Children naturally are aware of day light savings. Everyday they woke you too early was their training you for today! #parenting

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

"Power corrupts, son."
"How has your power over me corrupted you father?"
#futurewiseass

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

@LynneRosenberg what's an example pattern you are afraid of?

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

When teeth come in, teach them they are just loaners from the tooth fairy and they need to leave coins under their pillow to keep them.

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Does the growth of the prison industrial complex track perfectly with the children's cribs industrial complex?

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Keep an open mind. You never know where that next big idea is coming from.

[EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad]

Remember: contact your doctor right away if your child is crying! #parenting