Smarties

🌈 family-owned, women-run, circa ‘49
🌟 free from 9 major food allergens

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play time 632.1 hours

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normalize cutting off your family because they don't support your candy habit

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the "bestie are you ok?" comments have got to stop
this is just who i am

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if you don’t save the pink smarties for last, are you really doing it right?

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me before valentine's day: i need candy for valentine's day
me after valentine's day: i might as well buy candy since it's on sale

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is it even valentine’s day if you’re not eating candy?

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my besties deserve the world, but candy will have to do for now

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it's not doom scrolling if it's your job

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love hearts? more like love FARTS

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love hearts: because “text me” looks cuter on a candy than on your phone

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love hearts > pepperoni

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fun fact: the first valentine was probably delivered with smarties (don’t fact-check this)

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if words are hard, let love hearts do the talking

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you can’t eat a greeting card, but you can eat love hearts

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when pookie buys you high end jewelry for valentine's day

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a roll of smarties is like 15 valentines in one

it’s called efficiency

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smarties are perfect, but love hearts? love hearts are 🕯️romantic🕯️

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the secret to a perfect valentine’s day? candy. lots and lots of candy.

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every roll of love hearts is basically a tiny valentine. and yes, they’re all for you

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smarties are for snacking, love hearts are for confessing…