SmartyKat

Daughter of Aztec warriors. Humorous and sarcastic in English y Español. Reading Wizard of Oz

[SmartyKat @SmartKat1929]

@JoJoFromJerz When they realize he’s a vegan, that’s the real moral line for them

[Pau Grajeda ⚽🇲🇽 @paugraje]

No me he cansado de ver este video que hizo la BBC sobre el México vs Inglaterra 🥹

El final, qué joya! 💎

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[Pete Hegseth’s Liver 🍸 @PeteHegsLiver]

A star is born. This is Marshawn Camese. He is brilliant. He needs to run for office. Watch him eviscerate a Louisiana MAGA state representative. Looooove him!

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

Back in 1991, James Brown called Eddie Murphy to the stage mid show to test if he could actually imitate him, and seconds later Eddie delivered one of the most absurd impressions of his career. Takes serious guts to imitate James Brown right in front of him 😭

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John Stamos: “I need you to put a video out of just the facts. Don’t make jokes about it, don’t bullshit about it, show video of [Trump], show real facts, show gas prices, take pictures of gas stations if you have to, go in grocery stores if you have to, but make it so undeniably true. Don’t fuck around with jokes, no opinion about it, so I can show my sister and the Republicans in my family and friends. The far-right is not gonna watch you or listen to you or Kimmel or Seth or these podcasters or these great guys, David Pakman’s one of my favorites, they’re not getting to the people that need to see this”

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Mexican fans congratulating and saying goodbye to English fans last night. Faith in football humanity restored 🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

Eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada jogo e torcendo sempre pro mais humilde

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Wishing You a Blessed Fourth 🙏🏾🇺🇸
Much Love, UNCLE SAM

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

America is done being divided.

As one team, we’re unstoppable.

Happy Fourth of July!

[jamie @gnuman1979]

No argument from me.

[Kia™ Knightly @KiaKnightly]

Hey @jackunheard,

You're a fucking moron.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I just saw someone refer to Donald Trump as “Pervert Hoover” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Mexico made that Knicks parade look like prom😭

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton was impeached for taking bribes from donors.

He became a multi-millionaire on a government salary.

He takes lavish vacations in Iceland while Texans can’t afford the basics.

Ken Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MIKE JOHNSON: “If we lose the midterms, the Dems will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.”

This is actually the best case I’ve heard for voting Democrat.

[໊ @emma_gifs]

mexico genuinely has one of the best stadiums at this world cup, but they’re not getting the hype they deserve. that view is absolutely insane man.🇲🇽