Smartphonejohn

always interested in what is happening in life, and always willing to laugh. keeping it real when confronted w conspiracy believers. That's me for now.

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@JoJoFromJerz When you don't want to outdress your Florida audience, camo and high heels, or white rubber rain boots on a sunny day, really make you look as one with the voters in the trailer park.

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@JoJoFromJerz I want to know how MTG does on an I.Q. test.

Heck, I want to know if MTG can even spell 'I.Q.'

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@antifaoperative Must have been too busy doing God's work.

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@antifaoperative So long Princess

They're gonna miss him at his church, Good Christian, that he is.

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@antifaoperative Beks, I do not know how you do it. Heartbreaking work! But I thank you for doing this important work.

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@holgiwankenobi @lucythomasmusic @leonalewis @RoyalAlbertHall I think the term you were reaching for is 'boatloads' as your mentioned 'buttloads' conjurs up a completely different image. Lol

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@Mrawlins1974 So long as you did not model for it, all is well

As someone who breezes through galleries regularly, this is not as bad as you think and is better than many. 😀

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@nathaliejacoby1 Brainless

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@MailOnline It's about time this predictable disaster was named for precisely what it is.

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@sheabsullivan @TheKaitster @TheTweetOfKelly It's called greed
And ego

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@TheKaitster @beyondimensions AMEN!!!!

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@TheKaitster They used zip ties on the exterior.
A game controller to maneuver it.
No seats, no leg room, no toilet.
There are no approvals from any agency.
This was going to happen.
I can't even call it an accident.
This was predictable.
It's an absolute shame and a disgrace.

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@TheKaitster Your Dad makes some POINTS!

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@MailOnline They used zip ties on the exterior.
A game controller to maneuver it.
No seats, no leg room, no toilet.
There are no approvals from any agency.
This was going to happen.
I can't even call it an accident.
This was predictable.
It's an absolute shame and a disgrace.

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@antifaoperative You had me at 'Encounter Camp'

Sheesh!

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@antifaoperative I could have picked that mug out of a lineup without ever having seen his pic.

He looks sent from Central Casting

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@antifaoperative Goodbye James

Hope your new cellmates enjoy their new girlfriend

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@Telegraph But Melania used nude pics in her career to snag the conman who conned his way into the White House.

Isn't this just Tit (pun intended) for Tat?

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@thehill Trump, with a little help from his GOP friends, has reduced his party to something you'd see in a Third World country.

So, why should this be a surprise to anyone?

Bring in Third World tactics....
Expect Third World results.

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@MailOnline Because, of course, why WOULDN'T there be a Cuban Restaurant named 'Versailles'

Did 'Four Seasons Rudy' arrange this visit?