King Artimus Maximus

Father. Ex Husband (2x). DUMMY. Pronouns: Ass/Hole

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Disney sold us the same animation for years?

[Brenden Schaeffer🎳 @bschaeffer12]

Cardinals second baseman JJ Wetherholt caught the first pitch Tuesday from his fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Ingoldsby, who famously shared the photo of JJ at the beginning of the season in which he predicted his future as an MLB player!

Fun full circle moment at Busch.

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Skipping Shane Gillis vids is a crime 😂

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Florida now has the death penalty for those who r*pe children under the age of 12.

We need this in every single state.

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

October 2021

🚨Elon offered to sell Tesla stock and donate $6 BILLION to the UN World Food Programme to “Eliminate World Hunger”.

BUT! … Only if they provided full public/open source accounting so everyone could see exactly where the money went.

They did not accept.👀

Anyone shocked?!?

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

Why am I like this??

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

That Tiger woods joke genuinely got me 🤣

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

#OTD 2001 - Stubby Clapp made his MLB debut with the Cardinals.

He will pitch hit and strike out in a 6-2 Cardinals win against the Cubs at Busch Stadium.

Clapp is now the Cardinals first base coach.

#STLCards

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

I think this summarizes things nicely…
What say you?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Only four times in NBA history has a player led the league in scoring, won the MVP, led the playoffs in scoring, won playoff MVP, and was 1st Team All-Defensive.

Career leaderboard:

Michael Jordan, 4
Everyone else who ever lived, 0

[Tamar Sher @tamar_sher]

"If you're a fan coming to a game, he does something special every night."

Masyn Winn’s defense continues to impress his entire team, and it was especially on display in the #stlcards series win over the Padres.

@KMOV | @MatrixMidwest

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

10 years ago:

A McChicken was $1
A dozen eggs were $1.50
A Chipotle burrito was $6.50
Netflix was $9
A full tank of gas was $35
Rent was $1,400
A used Honda was $10,000

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

Jj Wetherholt in his last 15 games:

20 H, .345 AVG, .397 OBP, .828 OPS

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Burly extends his hitting streak to 17 games!

Vote Burly at https://t.co/H9MeQwAQiy 🌟

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

Joshua Baez had an UNREAL night for the Memphis Redbirds 🤯

He entered the night tied for the league lead in homers at 19, he now sits alone atop the leaderboard

Is it time for the #STLCards to give him the call?

[それいけ！ドスオちゃん💨 @love_dosuo]

カッケーダブルプレイ集🤩🔥
やっ���りメジャーの守備ってフリースタイル感があって凄い格好いいよなー😍

日本もこうゆう自由なプレーする人いてもいい気がするけどね😆🎵

[Quentin Tarantino News @QTarantino_news]

Remember when Brad Pitt teased Tarantino about his foot fetish? 🤣