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garbage feed. nothing to see here. move along.

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@johnpavlovitz @andylassner “You can’t wake a man who is pretending to sleep.” - African proverb

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A friend who lives in San Francisco told me that, unlike most things you hear in the news, the decline of San Francisco isn't exaggerated. It really is as bad as the stories say.

[KNBR @KNBR]

What a team, what a season

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@ezraklein “The Taking Boy”

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. ����

[Paul Graham @paulg]

What do you suppose is the ratio of trouble caused for the innocent to trouble caused for the guilty by KYC regulations? A hundred thousand to one? A million to one?

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@DirkSchwenk I’m a tax lawyer and a father. I’ve pitched an idea in Silicon Valley for a non-profit funded by appreciated tech stocks donated by FAANG and others. The non-profit uses the stock to buy guns no questions asked.

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@BrianLawson15 @LisbethFarnum1 Holy sh*t I needed that. Just beautiful. Kindness. Dignity.

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@senatorshoshana Same. No one likes to hear it.

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@KFILE @papaestfatigue

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@neoaikon @fdbishop @Tazerface16 @kbeninato Truth and reconciliation.

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“Sure, anything's better than wages.”

- Montgomery Clift as Perce Howland in the The Misfits

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California, summer 2020: pandemic; SIP / WFH; remote schooling; state catches fire; toxic air; heat wave; apocalyptic daytime darkness.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Unidentified stormtroopers. Unmarked cars. Kidnapping protesters and causing severe injuries in response to graffiti.

These are not the actions of a democratic republic.

@DHSgov’s actions in Portland undermine its mission.

Trump & his stormtroopers must be stopped.

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@SenFeinstein @KamalaHarris @SpeakerPelosi DHS, ICE, CBP, and ATF - all militarized federal police forces - in Portland are a dangerous violation of the 10th Amendment. It shocks the conscience. Please protect your constituents from federal overreach.

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@AVindman Hero. Unquestionably the most honorable congressional testimony of my lifetime.

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@AlexandraChalup @realDonaldTrump Hi. Tax lawyer here. Preservation of an historical site is (1) a tax credit and (2) a legal restriction on land-use which discounts the FMV of the property tax basis. Tax fraud.

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@CornOnTheGoblin

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@johnpavlovitz @andylassner “You can’t wake a man who is pretending to sleep.” - African proverb

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@TheCatWhisprer My 4 yo was just singing ‘hey now, get sick, old people might die’ to the tune of Rockstar, so I think I did a good job of talking with her.