Scott Maskell

Robbie Knox bought me a pint.

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

Two things that I really want:

1. Not to be fat.
2. Food.

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@loughrealad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

Sean... stop trying to make Fitzy happen. #LoveIsland

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@Bioluwatiwi9 Strange you know he should be pronouncing HIS OWN NAME... yet he doesn't? 😂😂

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@missessieada @SarahKaba6 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

It's fucking mad how many people on here are saying that Ope isn't pronouncing HIS OWN NAME CORRECTLY!? What?? 😂😂😂😂😂#loveislanduk #loveisland

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

😂😂����😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Poppy Williams @popsss123]

I was today years old when I found out Norman fucking Bates was Charlie!!

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@tru_fru

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@Jaack

[Abz🔥 @Abz3004]

This is the easiest bit of money you will make today!

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

Anyone else in a group message with 'Masters Tourettes' where you got people just messaging "RORY" "ROSE" "YOUNG" "ROSE" "RORY" "YOUNG" "ROSE" 😂😂😂😂😂

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

There's not much in life more soul destroying than getting up to bed feeling like shit, absolutely fucked, to a bed that's been stripped and a pile of sheets.

[Poppy Williams @popsss123]

For the first time ever, when @SMaskell sees any dog and he goes “is that a German shep” it was actually a German shep. 😂

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@Jaack Nice one mate

[Cal @Cdog772]

My heart is absolutely shattered.

Envoi Allen sadly passed away after the Gold Cup.

A legend of our sport.

Thank you for the amazing moments you gave to us all.

Rest in peace, champ. 💙❤️

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@SDHJKTFJH @Jaack And in answer to @Jaack's original question, 50 wouldn't be a problem.

[Scott Maskell @SMaskell]

@SDHJKTFJH @Jaack I'd done the full supply. Like Noah's are they were coming off 2 by 2 and I was making light work of them. Would I of done more if there was more? It's a question that 20 years later I still ask myself. Needless to say, the vending machine wasn't so smiley anymore.