Shaun Maxwell

the kind of tired sleep won't fix

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

What they don't teach you in school is that you're actually a child till like 25-26

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

The 2nd attack on titan s4 intro is such a fuckin banger, we never skip

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Yeah more like smellden ring

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I often think about how cringey and edgy I used to be as a like middle/high schooler and if I had access to the internet and resources that kids do now I'd have made an absolute fucking permanent fool of myself on a daily basis and that's what I'm thankful for this season

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I kept calling it Game of Squids in front of my wife and she didn't say anything so I pointed out the joke and she said it wasn't funny and I simply don't agree

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

If I was a pro wrestler my theme song would be an extremely compressed Bring me to Life .mp3 from Limewire

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Gonna make a show called Normaler Things and it's just gonna be about a group of kids in the 80s who play DnD together, nothing weird happens. (They have fun)

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

My wife told me you're not supposed to fill wine glasses to the top which 1) says who 2) why they'd make them this big then that's dumb as shit

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

It just dawned on me that there are people who are professional harp players and I'm like damn that rules

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Went to ikea got myself a nice Sjøjjkpråken for cheap what a deal I tell you

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Why yes I did buy radioactive dishware on Ebay

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Thank you very cool

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I automatically block every suggested/promoted tweet purely off of principle

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

The threshold for being labeled old is when you first willingly brew and drink decaff coffee

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I make really good pancakes

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I weep knowing that there's going to be an entire generation of edgy middle schoolers that will grow up without watching Naruto + Linkin Park AMVs in 240p on YouTube

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Mighty Wings is the best song from the Top Gun soundtrack not Danger Zone no I will elaborate further send tweet

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

If anyone dares insult peeps in my presence I will send them impacting the earth at speeds that are unregisterable to the human eye

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

Immediately after putting a giant loaf of bread in the oven I realized I forgot to add salt

[Shaun Maxwell @SMaxwell98]

I still don't fundamentally understand exactly what a cheeto is or how they make it like that