Chance

Socialist dog in a capitalistic cat world. When possible, ride the dragon.

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@DZBillFulton Brings back memories of childhood.

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@_CaptSunshine_ @LadyJayPersists @de_monbrun Completely amazed he figured out how...

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@UniterOne01 @LadyJayPersists When do you think the draft ended????

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@_CaptSunshine_ @LadyJayPersists @de_monbrun I had no idea cell phones were around for hundreds of years before Bell came along...let alone electricity.

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@de_monbrun @LadyJayPersists Remarkably easy to know...what you know is a raindrop, what you don't know is an ocean.

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@TheSGTJoker Anything at 60,000 ft going several hundred miles per hour that breaks apart... Aerodynamics is a good study, maybe a bit over their heads.

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@SkullsNeuro Firing upwards is contra indicated by ballistics, also a bit over his head...

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@LadyJayPersists It helps the malleable to have the IQ of a brick.

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@DrSarteschi Oops! Not a good advert for a program...

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@aimhighflygirl @LeftyNavySeal He'll be needing lots of soap on a rope. Karma will be him ending up as someone's sex toy.

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@LeftyNavySeal She hit him in his alpha male feels. Dork doxed himself.

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@navyspook77 Pineapple Express got us. 12 degrees to 55, 4 inches of rain, and winds of 100 on the coast - 50 in the valley.

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@ramone_rita A big truck and a snowbank, would that be too much to hope for...

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@LeftyNavySeal But they do influence you. If not for their "special skills", would you have blocked them?

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@LadyJayPersists Must be something in the water. A lot of idiots at work tell me I don't know how the graphics server works. Yeah, not a good way to get the one who developed it to cooperate. 🍻

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@LeslieR74924728 @scirreeve @DrSarteschi @dburghart @JC_Christian Portents of things to come. Snow banks are not good places for Bundidiots.

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@egavactip @2chartz @dburghart Is there a chance we'll get treated to a remake of LaVoid's Chicken Dance...

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@CraigSh49850532 Damn, he porked up. Did he eat his brother, Parking Bumper? No way he packed it on eating Bundy beef.

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@13WJM @bayraktar_1love Karma came knocking. In most countries, it is only small children that have a serious problem with windows.

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@elonmusk @sevensixfive @DanielleFong Congrats, Bender! Way to come out. 👍