Smelin'

i mostly tweet waiting for, on or about the bus.

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Dear airports, pls don't schedule 2 flights to the same place at the same time. It is not kind.

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Barcevegas

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"The 8€ toothpaste I bought is actually denture adhesive. This is why I hate Europe."

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I regret not taking a picture of my dinner. Not to show the world but just to remember. Fish tacos and kimchi salad.

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"what's the name of this bar in English?" "But what is it you came here to do" "drink?... I just want to know the name" "that is the name"

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Why do I open bottles of wine (on vacation) and think I won't finish them in one sitting?

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So it turns out that Greece is Las Vegas and groups of just ladies drink for free always

[Usher Raymond IV @Usher]

Slim Shady and Young UR #tbt

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It would be easier to pack if people would stop gifting me statues

[The Onion @TheOnion]

World Begins Another Day At Mercy Of 19-Year-Old Estonian Hacker http://t.co/bJtJQlWwkM

[Arby's @Arbys]

We occasionally post Arby's coupons! That's a good reason to follow us.

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Do you Ouagadougou ?

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Happy Estonian Independence Day. Eat all the sult your heart desires!

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pineapple lady across from the peace corps office in Cotonou has taken Presidents' Day off. Corner store lady is closed too. Unforgivable

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Was accused of being an american spy on the bus, but it didn't stop him from trying to get my number too

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Happy valentines day #WomensRights

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I hate technology and technology hates me

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When I see kids wearing beats by dre it fills me with a rage I can only quell by looking at photos of Denzel Washington.

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"This movie is a Hollywood conspiracy to make white middle class fathers look like idiots" - Big T re: Christmas Vacation