Tasha, GuideDog Ret.

I was a 14 y.o. lab and retired guide dog. I lived with 4 cats, (incl @Linuslovecat & @BoxyHouseTiger), and 2 hoomins. These were my adventures. #smells #SadLab

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

This is Rich, hooman to the bestest dog in the world.

Tasha was a retired @GDB_official guide dog. She served her client, @AGriffith7875 for abt 6 yrs. She got a bit more than 5 with us in retirement

Tasha was a good dog @dog_rates

We miss you boo :'(

https://t.co/Z3bRItR6M3

[Linus, manager of coronavirus.gov @Linuslovecat]

Our @SmellsAllThings left us today for the good place. She will be missed by many-but now I get her warm bed.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@athyvaya It was time. I was 106 in dog years.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@h_quant @Linuslovecat Thanks. It's an empty place tonight.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@JessTKB @GDB_official @AGriffith7875 @dog_rates Thanks. She's was our boo.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

This is Rich, hooman to the bestest dog in the world.

Tasha was a retired @GDB_official guide dog. She served her client, @AGriffith7875 for abt 6 yrs. She got a bit more than 5 with us in retirement

Tasha was a good dog @dog_rates

We miss you boo :'(

https://t.co/Z3bRItR6M3

[Linus, manager of coronavirus.gov @Linuslovecat]

Our @SmellsAllThings left us today for the good place. She will be missed by many-but now I get her warm bed.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@4iamstardust @GDB_official @AGriffith7875 @dog_rates The entire neighborhood — everyone — came by today to say goodbye. They just loved on her.

I mean, after all — she'd managed to sneak her way into most of their kitchens… :'(

cc: @odinsleftnut

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@odinsleftnut Yeah. I saw with your furs, and I'd look at Tasha and realize she's not long for this world.

She'd lost 10 lbs in the last three weeks. The last few days there were hints of acetone on her breath. Nurse from next door said her pulse was a bit shallow yesterday

cc @4iamstardust

[Linus, manager of coronavirus.gov @Linuslovecat]

Our @SmellsAllThings left us today for the good place. She will be missed by many-but now I get her warm bed.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

I don't tweet videos as a rule. But when I see a dog nursing kittens:

…Well, let's just say I'm glad I've been fixed and I focused on a career instead of a family

cc @Linuslovecat https://t.co/dJbZloPbpU

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@AGriffith7875 Also, now that Twitter has 280 characters, I will start posting more. I'm curious to know how well the picture description feature works.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@AGriffith7875 I did. The female was confused — she'd does badly with dates. She once forgot the male's birthday altogether.

They're planning to make me chicken and rice as a birthday treat.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

Actually, it's today. But thank you: being early is better than late. https://t.co/WmedjjL530

[Linus, manager of coronavirus.gov @Linuslovecat]

The old lady @SmellsAllThings is 13 today. I don't know what that means but I was fed last and that is wrong!

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

Once you go black (Lab), you never go go back. https://t.co/4d1WVd6LWb

[CIA @CIA]

Lulu was adopted by her handler & now enjoys her days playing w his kids & a new friend, & sniffing out rabbits & squirrels in the backyard.

[CIA @CIA]

We’ll miss Lulu, but it was right decision for her & we wish her all the best in her new life!

https://t.co/nPZl6YWNKb

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

It's OK #Lulu. You don't need to be an expert at smells to be a good dog. https://t.co/tfGZzoafeS

[CIA @CIA]

Lulu’s handler still needs a #K9 partner. Tomorrow we’ll introduce you to newest member of our Fall 2017 Puppy Class.
*spoiler: it’s a lab*

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

Dude. I'm sure hoomans can appreciate how irresistible pizza is. Now imagine having a smelling power of a dog. https://t.co/DQoDpHtKy1

[Greg Merrill @merrillmatter]

ProTip - don't leave the dog alone in the car with the pizza

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@4iamstardust I'll give you a pet scan for free:
> You need more pets.

[Tasha, GuideDog Ret. @SmellsAllThings]

@misterich I'm just going to sleep all night hoomans. I'm sorry for the flatulence.