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Nicholas :: Hump

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@microphonehead @tyler_fulco

[omar 🐊 @tren2nowhere]

“i will always, always, want to be here with you.”
“whatisyoutalmbout?”

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npr tote bag

[eu-IV @euIVmusic]

When Dr*ke dissed her that’s when I became completely fed up with homeboy

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@erinjsparkles help what this mean

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@oooatmelk @whotfisjovana Yes

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Thank fucking GOD

[ghost @ghostfishkillah]

Eminem has saved music by preventing a soulless money grab from stealing a record from the most soulful album of all time

[ghost @ghostfishkillah]

Eminem has saved music by preventing a soulless money grab from stealing a record from the most soulful album of all time

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Noo my comfort character😭💔

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Camila cabello - I LUV IT

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

@mostsmartestgrl i’m so tired of “it’s supposed to be annoying sound like shit” arguments

[MOP! @SmellyFatima]

Ah yes the only two options: liberal and conservative😌

[henry @arithmoquine]

remember when a study in the nature journal deconstructed all of politics and it really just came down to this?

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ahh texas😌

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

OH MY GOD 🤯

And this, my friends, is the reason why bats are important!!!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Happy to answer this question. What is so beautiful about a man wearing a fishnet veil and what appears to be an overcoat woven of shredded garbage bags? 🧵

[MOP! @SmellyFatima]

Me after I eat an entire baby out of his crib in the 1700s

[Lone @lonelytiefling]

Laying on manmade comfy things must feel good as hell for wild animals

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Out here farting n shit

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

There’s very specific subsect of “nerd” gamer types that inhabit the Woody Allen/Charles Chaplin esque extreme arrogant pretension of shyness that Orson Welles spoke of, a narcissism of timidity. They love whipping out handheld gaming consoles in public places, slyly positioning themselves into apparent view as if to say “don’t mind me, I’m an introvert, I’m busy playing GAMES!” even though every five seconds you can see them glancing peripherally at anyone around them, hoping they get noticed, hoping it somebody asks them about it.

They often went through high school and college going out of their way to find the right balance between seclusion and display, huddling on the floor hunched over with headphones, never connecting with their peers but never actually staying hidden, hoping passerbys will crack open the mysteries of their solitude like an Easter egg of shit.

While a Gameboy is less obtuse than whipping out an entire Nintendo Switch, it’s somehow more obnoxious through its apparent hipsterism. Do you really need to be playing Pokémon Emerald Green at a fucking bar, as if you haven’t played a 20 year old game dozens, if not hundreds of times to the point that there is absolutely no degree of novelty you can suckle out of its haunches beyond going through the motions of watching numbers go up?

It’s even obnoxious when people bring books to the bar, an environment which specifically exists as a social venue but at least there’s some slight dignity in it, an acceptable understanding that you’re just bringing a social prop to a public place. At the very least a book doesn’t immediately drain the surrounding 20 foot radius around you into a steady desiccation of any allure or noir.

[SkylineZz @SkylineZz__]

@ihabs11_ you forgot the goat

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@AUS10_tweets @hechosedee @SO0u0o Dang I never thought about it that way. I always just thought that Yuen's hubris was that he thought he could control wild animals since the monkey spared him. It makes sense though cause he keeps holding on to the show he was in as a kid.