stephanie mcmaster

twitter class of ‘12. writer. she/her

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

At New Mexico’s Torrance County Detention Facility, where hundreds of humans kidnapped by ICE are held, there’s reports of verbal & physical abuse, being forced to wear dirty clothing, and a lack of access to medical services, but @RepGabeVasquez expresses his gratitude to ICE

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE.

https://t.co/k2axTHuIET

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

it’s worth noting, @RepGabeVasquez, that the Holocaust began with mass deportations like the ones our American Gestapo, aka ICE, to whom you extend gratitude, are kidnapping people off New Mexico streets for

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE.

https://t.co/k2axTHuIET

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

also on threads. and then on bluesky at https://t.co/f16jCdb3UA

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

hi. you can find me on instagram at https://t.co/X17GtTefq6

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

so embarrassing to yawn while crying

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

come at me, hoa

[michael wave @michael___wave]

the bbc headline doesn’t make it clear but their reporting does: a disabled man was mauled for several minutes at least by an idf attack dog, forcibly separated from his family by soldiers, and left by those soldiers to die of his wounds. not a lonely death, but murder

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

to the petty bitch who signed me up for emails from a worm farm: joke’s on you, i’m getting the best worm deals of my life!

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

we tried.

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

where my stoner swifties at? i made the lavender haze dope soap just for us and it smells intoxicating, like something you just wanna stay in.
all soaps are currently buy 2, get 1 free in the shop rn: https://t.co/1doI0CqAzN #lavenderhaze #dopesoaps #taylornation #stonergifts

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

realized while listening to the new andré 3000 album that he and kenny g are now contemporaries

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

obsessed with this one with dried chaparral bush branches and desert sage leaves in it bc it smells incredible

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

thirst trapping on the timeline to tell you about my line of homemade (by me!) soaps and body products. pictured (and my fave) is the goats milk Dope Soap. scented like creosote, it makes the entire bathroom smell like the desert after a rainstorm and makes my skin so soft!

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

@Villanueva4D8 it’s the dope goats one! i’m just a dope who didn’t list the scent and needs to update it!

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

@Villanueva4D8 https://t.co/1doI0CqAzN the liquid hand soaps are creosote scented too!

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

https://t.co/1doI0CqAzN

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

it’s a natural transition in every white woman’s life when she starts making soaps, i suppose, and now is my time

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

high friends!! i am downright giddy to introduce you to high desert apothecary — a line of handmade eco-friendly soaps and body products i designed for fellow cannabis aficionados (and haters of dry skin!) https://t.co/1doI0CqAzN

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

take 10 percent off everything in the shop (hemp-infused natural soaps, balms, body scrubs — all in plastic-free packaging) this weekend with the promo code: HIGH!