Marc Schmatjen

Just a Smidge - Humorist, author, motivational speaker, PCA trainer, and unpaid intern at I can't afford the blue checkmark.

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You’ve heard of beer battered fish? Not like this... The Bud Light Blob https://t.co/TRvyOpcJn9

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Thinking of getting engaged? Better hire a project manager… Getting Engaged https://t.co/junUFQansV

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Just like society today, I’m continuing to decrease the amount of wisdom… 46 at 54 https://t.co/fnVCWwenUp

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Ranch work is hard to come by on the Whitney Ranch… Whitney Ranch Hands https://t.co/hH7X3ZWEBn

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – I lost two jobs on Saturday… The End of an ERA https://t.co/5edh7Nei4O

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – We’re going to beam energy from space, but you know, like safely and stuff… Space Death Rays https://t.co/mOWe6j4o5a

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Chinese grammar isn’t what it used to be… Spill Check https://t.co/MOVymmVFKI

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – AI CEO cloning. What could possibly go wrong?… This AI Zucks https://t.co/7SqX1VYDYS

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – I believe men are far more likely to clean things with spit than women are. Sunday was no exception… - Enjoy! Spitting on Your Grave https://t.co/26suDI51xt

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Your taxes are due in two weeks. Now would be an excellent time to start drinking … - Enjoy! It's Tax Time, You Fool https://t.co/64kSRMOn89

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Some days are just more confusing than others… - Enjoy! I Have Questions https://t.co/gUoCrHhjB8

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – A new holiday is desperately needed… - Enjoy! Cinco de Ulysses Patrick’s Day https://t.co/dND1J4jSav

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – A lack of cents is going to bite us in the hindquarters… - Enjoy! This Makes No Cents https://t.co/csjJ7R6ogT

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – In honor of Read Across America Day, we look into why English is probably not our best choice… - Enjoy! English, Am Eye Write? https://t.co/OwA92kdAGG

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – We’re celebrating a full year with something unheard of – useful information… - Enjoy! We’ve Stacked Up a Whole Year https://t.co/waRrmtv927

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – You don’t have to travel internationally for third place… - Enjoy! Bronze Medal Lasagna https://t.co/AQ0awgL4rX

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The Milan Opening Ceremonies https://t.co/ut6a6jNbLL

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – The opening ceremonies were a huge success, mainly due to the lack of boats… - Enjoy! The Milan Opening Ceremonies https://t.co/ut6a6jNbLL

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Can Katy Perry save this Super Bowl? Only if you order your hats in time… - Enjoy! A Super Bowl Ring (Toss) https://t.co/w1PIhVCkW4

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The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – It’s getting un-safe on Facebook Marketplace… - Enjoy! You Must Remove It https://t.co/rgLWF8Htj3