Smiling Herbert

Voice of truth in the film 'Selective Listening'. Watch it. If you disagree with me, it’s because you’re wrong. Of course all views are my own, you idiot.

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Watch ‘Selective Listening’ because I’m in it and I’m fucking great.

And, yes, it’s free, you cheapskate bastard.

https://t.co/GpKUNjxGah

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@MarinaPurkiss @Channel4News What letter does yours begin with…?

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If @ElonMusk’s goal was to make an overwhelming amount of irritating advertising and blue badge randoms posting irrelevant content appear on your timeline, we’ve got to say he’s aced it.

Time to jump this shiteshow ship.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Donnie the Big Mouth Fuckface

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@KathyBurke How dare you be accurate.

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@TDPrescott Another success.

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“@RobertJenrick, Minister of Frightening Small Children…”

Quote of the day from @ZoeJardiniere

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Katie Hopkins is trending.

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@MarinaPurkiss #RishBot2000

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@mrjamesob

#RishBot2000

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@SuellaBraverman The public are sick of you, dipshit.

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@NHSMillion A. Beyond belief?

Or:

B. Totally in keeping with everything else he’s done in his life?

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Here, @Keir_Starmer, your opening line to @RishiSunak at #PMQs on Wednesday:

“First thing’s first: are you okay?”

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#BorisJohnson #resignation speech transcribed:

“BWAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKK!”

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LIVE COVERAGE of the Tory Party:

#BorisJohnsonResigns

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I know what happened to Baby Jane.

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Jesus Christ in a broom cupboard!

Some people really want you to focus on Philip fucking #Schofield rather than the #Johnson-#Sunak shit-show.

#Corruption

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

Hannity...

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For anyone who is celebrating #TuckerCarlson leaving...

@mrjamesob @JonathanPieNews @mrmarksteel

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@Glinner

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#TuckerCarlson has "chosen" to leave #FoxNews