Dennis

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

World Cup matches when you’re at work

[‏ً @fwcodex]

01 July 2026

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

my dreams after taking that walmart melatonin

[323 @Ggod323]

The stripper could like me tho

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

USA WORLD CUP MATCH
NBA FINALS
STANLEY CUP
OMAHA
UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD

LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Every time I open this app, there’s a tweet that genuinely makes my day 😭

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Been flowin' stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit.

[Dennis @Smith13__]

21 free throws for Brown Book gotta start flopping he’ll average 40

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Battle of the SGs 🔥

Jaylen Brown and the Celtics defend home court with a W vs. Book and the Suns ☘️

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

4 Minutes of POINT GOD CP3 embarrassing defenders!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A legendary career for the Point God 👏

[SMITH ➡️ NYJ @Ponds4DPOY]

IT’S OFFICIALLY GET BACK SZN ONE FOUR GET YOURSELF A RING

[killy. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

“How bad is Devin Booker’s whistle?”