Chris Smith

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@GaryLineker @SpursOfficial Tottenham's title hopes went down quicker than my Christmas decorations....

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@GaryLineker @premierleague @Cristiano You're all wrong

The best player ever is Mark Albrighton

And I will also say FACT in capitals, as this does actually make it a fact!

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@EPLBible Loose cannon who betrayed his country.

Zero respect

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@AwayDaysVideos @AwayDays_ @ratty_out I'm now officially a rugby fan

And I fooking hate rugby..

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@NOT_MOTD So....I've counted 5 tits

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@georgiebingham I thought being dropped by wet spam would be his rock bottom....

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@FootyHumour Lukaku really needs to sort his first touch out...

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@amateuradam My council kindly put a sticker on my bin informing me of the next collection...

I noticed it the day after they came.

Next year I'm asking them to put a sticker on my bin advising me to read the collection sticker

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@robertmawdsley @movingfasternow @JimMFelton So they're risking their lives to flee bureaucracy?

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@georgiebingham I've a feeling the pre dinner 'party' started around 9am 👌

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@agirlcalledlina Isn't she the German chancellor....?

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@EPLBible He's not even the best midfielder in Manchester.....

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@jfbb_makis @VincentKompany @philmcnulty He was, we all saw it

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@Bombing_Unicorn @GabbyLogan It's not just the homeless that use foodbanks

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@Davea8Sky @Kevin_Maguire Somebody feed Dave a cabbage..

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@Onefanclapping @_Phil_Etheridge Hi Craig, where did you get the frame for your new twang print?

Thanks in advance

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@EPLBible Pep looked a tart when that winner flew in ⚽️😎👌

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@JimMFelton @Reverend_Makers The entire world smells of fresh paint to this parasite.

Can't we just flog the entire royal circus to the yanks?

[Chris Smith @SmithC_67]

@LCFC Pure class 👏