Matt Peruvious Smith

I'm NOT an alcoholic, they go to meetings....I'm a DRUNK we go to PARTIES!

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: first thread of 2022 is an Omicron situation update, starting with a detailed look at UK hospitals, before going international.

Let’s start with severity, and the most important chart:

Despite steep rises in cases and patients, the number on ventilators has barely risen.

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

@Nimaldo16 @NewsForAllUK

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

I'm not sure @MrDDyer is young enough to using the phrase "taking liberties"

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

https://t.co/UeT83Hcb1S

Surely this is a wind up 🙄

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

@faoStyles Well done buddy looks really good 👍

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Metropolitan Police respond to reports of a discarded crisp packet on Romford high street.

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

....then don't go to an illegal protest. Also I fear people are too scared to be speak out for fear of being seen as against the movement

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

I don't get all the criticisim of the policing of the #SarahEverardvigil people who break the law should be arrested. Would the same people have complained if #SarahEverad murderer had been dealt with in the same manner? If you don't want to risk being manhandled by the police...

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

I did it all for Jimmy's laugh.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Harry and Meghan’s escape from the limelight hits a small snag after they accidentally record a two-hour interview that will dominate the global news cycle until April.

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

@holly_bourneYA 🤮

[Ajay Jagota 🔑🏃‍♂️ @ajayjagota]

Another barnstormer from @CharlesWalkerMP 👏 whatever your politics listen to this https://t.co/lKuU7rHSPc

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The fastest red card in a football game occurred just two seconds into the match. Striker Lee Todd remarked “fuck me, that was loud" when the whistle to start the game was blown, and was promptly shown a red card.

[Patrick Wintour @patrickwintour]

How Astra Zeneca chief executive Pascal Soriot struck a deal with Oxford to ensure their vaccine is available to the world’s poor. “My kids would kill me if I did not do this”. It has agreed to supply 1 billion doses for low-and-middle-income countries.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

I think Britain will be ok, so long as we devote the same energy to international trade as we do to making people unwittingly open photos of big cocks.

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

It's a small point I know but if people who test positive for #Covid must isolate for 10 days why are #coviddeaths classed as any death within 28 days of a positive test

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

@socialistVN @piersmorgan 🥱

[UK COVID-19 @UKCovid19Stats]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England local authorities by highest number of COVID-19 positives per 100k population.

7–day rolling rate by specimen date - ending Oct 25. 2/2

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

Still nothing 🙄

[Matt Peruvious Smith @SmithyMatt09]

It's good to know that @WilliamHill can't even be bothered to reply to a tweet from a very pissed off customer