Kaleb Smith

Birds aren’t real

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

I asked Edmund what he wanted for desert tonight. He said Bacon.

A man after my own heart.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

One of the best parts of being a parent is not being judged in the checkout lane when buying Minion shaped Chicken Nuggets.

In the words of Jim Gaffigan “I got these for you…but they are really for me”

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

Why can’t Indiana sports have nice things

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The arch of your foot might be the worst place to get an itch.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

I don’t break off the pieces of a Kit Kat bar. I just bite into it.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

Left side Twix bar is better than the Right side

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Controversial Post:

I don’t care which side the toilet paper is facing.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

Jackie Robinson day might be one of my favorite days in all of sports.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

I could go to Fenway everyday for the rest of my life.

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

So ready for baseball. He doesn’t know it-but he’s a HUGE @RedSox fan.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Creed x The Masters = Perfection

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

One thing I didnt realize that was going to change as a father was how my top listened to artist would go from Kendrick and Childish to Blippi, the Wiggles, and Daniel Tiger.

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Can a streaming service please have a shuffle feature on TV Shows to play random episodes

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@CfieldsVFL Yes please.

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I still have never recovered from this

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

Just got roasted by a middle schooler..I asked ��whats red and bad for your teeth” joke.

He says your mustache. I cannot recover

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

I sometimes go through old tweets. I had some bangers. This one especially

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I wrote a jingle/theme song for myself this morning. It goes:

“Snap, crackle, pop. Kalebs knees”

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

I’m not sorry about this tweet

Creed is the greatest band of all time.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

When I’m 15 high noons deep and Creed comes on https://t.co/VEfT9gm0ym

[Kaleb Smith @Smittytheginger]

Tropical storm and the Olympics got me like

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Sometimes I wonder where Froggy fresh aka krispy kreme aka the baddest of them all is…then I find this.

https://t.co/ghlKGTKUX4