SweetMeteorOfDeath

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

@TheRickWilson @AceofSpadesHQ There's a lot of folks with telescopes asking that same question. I'm sneaky like that.

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Hmm, bots in the followers. Oh well, mass extinction is a specialty!

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

At least it's not like P7S1 posts personal info on unsecured forums because of payment hiccups. Oh, wait.

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Major online co. sells out customers into a paradigm everyone else abandoned. @j_smedley would fit in fine with Obama admin. #SOE-P7S1-sux

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

@IMAO_ You're onto me!

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Ooh, Keefum's up to 500. Yeah, and @MGood79 has blown past 1900. Guess @KeithOlbermann can pass a rock, after all. Wait...

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Yo, @KeithOlbermann, I'm a big hunk of rock and metal, and I have more followers than you do! #ItsTime

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Ah, Randall, for genius like this, I'll crush you last: http://t.co/KYZKM4J5 #xkcd

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Your Candidate of Choice for Macrobiotic Extinction Level Events! RT @AceofSpadesHQ Experiment: Start claiming everything is "macrobiotic."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Poll: GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy #OnionReview http://t.co/IPskT5xI

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

Highlights of Occupy DC http://t.co/NBG3MO1R

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

My friends, it's come to this http://t.co/6aZHfvhs

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

"Concers grow over volcanic eruptions in the United States." How quaint. Wait 'til they get a load of me... http://t.co/9cX1CUF9

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

RT @kirstenpowers10: Email Komen to share your opinion on their recent decision regarding Planned Parenthood: [email protected]

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

Queen's new lead singer is... http://t.co/A6TMBlSY

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Galactic divorce laws are brutal. @rdbrewer4 Why don't aliens ever have "fatherships"?

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Oops, that RT should have credited @AoSHQDOOM. My bad!

[SweetMeteorOfDeath @SMOD2012]

Like it matters, it's a big target... RT You can see China's pollution from space. What must the aliens think of us? http://t.co/vlaC6mCG

[AoSHQ DOOM @AoSHQDOOM]

WE. ARE. DOOMED. http://t.co/UwdxXk1g