Smogles

Hello. I am Smogles. This is my bio. I play games. he/him

[Smogles @Smogles11]

@annerichmond All-harpy campaign when???

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

what made david lynch's whole thing work — and why his imitators always fail — is that he wasn't really an ironic artist at all, he really did like all that americana stuff he put in his movies and shows

[Smogles @Smogles11]

How can you have a AAA game where at least four of your challenge cards are bugged and an entire mode doesn’t score you correctly two months after release??

#blackops6

[Smogles @Smogles11]

@PearlteaRizzy That also feels like an incredibly risky move. If you fumble getting the saber back on, you are left wide open. Plus the opponent could see an opening the moment it’s off.

I’d imagine the advantage doesn’t outweigh the danger for most.

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Adams : You know if we stopped allowing people to wear masks indoors we could’ve found this guy faster.

Another classic case of protecting the rich > protecting the immunocompromised

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Can’t wait to start my new team at @CZaneH ‘s Triangle Agency.

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

Why is it never the other way around, let’s animate a live-action movie I nominate Hereditary

[Smogles @Smogles11]

@annerichmond I mean I’d watch that adaptation.

[Smogles @Smogles11]

@vanilladragn @TheWillyboo I only noticed the garlic reference. Were there other hints?

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

The fatal flaw with cinematic universes is that all it takes is one bad project to trigger a domino effect that derails everything else.

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Yes I take the Marines of Space very seriously.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

[Smogles @Smogles11]

My DnD party after a museum heist… insisting they’re not criminals.

“Crime doesn’t pay. What we did does.”

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Who makes their pesto from oregano instead of basil??!!

Explain @DisneyDLV !!!

[Smogles @Smogles11]

@barilleon Happy birthday! Welcome to the 30 club!

[Smogles @Smogles11]

The repair station guys know my name, jfc…

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Okay… learning that not all of my skills from American Truck Simulator transfer to @StarTruckerGame …

[memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich]

💀

[Smogles @Smogles11]

Whelp, @Hauntii gets my cry of the year award so far. 😭😭😭