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Dedicated to bringing the best flash narratives to the web. Est.2003. Paying up to $150. No Trump supporters.

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

"In your life, you will fail. You will stumble, and you will fall. But that will make you better. You'll get it right the next time." — President Obama

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@CircusIsCalling @NC5 She's corrupt and elitist and doesn't give one tiny little shit about you.

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@NC5 She's the most corrupt politician Tennessee has ever seen. Why on earth do Tennesseans keep voting for this piece of shit?

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@SandraRodkey He looks tired.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dear America, it's time to deal with reality and stop turning away.

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@NC5 @NC5_BenHall She's a corrupt POS. Why doesn't she go back to Mississippi?

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@NotHoodlum @TheGoodLiars Ohhhhh, she means racist and nationalist flags. She's a white supremacist who's mad that the Swastika can't be flown in Germany. It's definitely illegal and should be.

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@KerryBurgess Criminals.

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@DrNeilStone Vaccinated 4 times. Still here.

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@NewYorker Or . . . he's a petty asshole.

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Watching a documentary on how the NAZIs came to power because my husband can't get enough of WW2 black and white documentaries. The parallels between German National Socialism and Trump are so clear. Not sure how people can't see this.

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@RpsAgainstTrump What a liar. Always has been a liar.

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@redpillb0t What shocks me is that we don't have enough courage to name them and punish them, whoever they are.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

They will NOT make a billionaire contribute to the basic needs of the community BUT they will make the whole community bear the electrical, water, and building costs of a data center owned by a billionaire.

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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Epstein files. Release 'em.

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@marlene4719 We are ashamed of the 20%.