PhoenixThePhilosopher

I died instantly and dealt no damage

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

Scene: Post Apocalyptic

Group Leader: It's dangerous out there, take this

*hold out a frog*

Scout: the hell am I supposed to do with this

GL: it's a poison dart frog. It's more dangerous than either of us ever will be so... cmon take it

*Scout touches frog*
*dies*

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

Leader of the Clouded Moon

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

@PlayApex Path as a Lifeguard, Rev with floaties, Watt in a Nessie inner tube, Bang as a Navy Seal, Octain with diving flippers, Mirage in short shorts, Rampart with a supersoaker, and Caustic with snorkle and sunburn

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

@Neckville This is so fire

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@MeatyFrags @itsCALZONE93 @Itz_posSIbL3

[NeckVille @Neckville]

We are still giving away Founder & Co-Founder Whitelist spots at NeckVille 🏘 50 Spots Available!

• Follow @Neckville
• Join our discord: https://t.co/ykCwjiPSh8

• Like, RT and tag friends or NFT collectors for a chance to be hand picked for presale, we will DM you!

[NeckVille @Neckville]

We have 50 WHITELIST spots we are giving away here on our Twitter!

• Like, comment your discord username, retweet and this post and follow @neckville for a chance to win the spot!

• Make sure you join our server: https://t.co/Sh17KeGYcV

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

@Neckville SmokeMadTrees#0420

Recently joined the Discord but hoping to be a Neck some day 🥺

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

Scored a fully built PC with a Nvidia RTX 3060 and Ryzen 7 5700G for 1k at @Walmart

Thanks for the heads up @googlenews

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

🚨 NEW J. COLE 🚨

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

Animated characters and Lou Diamond Phillips 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Emme Montgomery @ TwitchCon @negaoryx]

"Show me the celebrities you've been told you look like"

blonde hair and dark brows are all it takes, apparently

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

@MeatyFrags 👀 come visit me in Pensacola and I'll tell you all about it over some beers

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

So close to 1M

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

(old)
Raise the Roof - Rocket League

Edited by Athenascope
🔗 https://t.co/am8ifTqefG

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All Revved Up - Apex Legends

Edited by Athenascope
🔗 https://t.co/8Z6Xfhd6NQ

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

The Riddler - Apex Legends

Edited by Athenascope
🔗 https://t.co/KrQ5KMGPfO

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

No Escape - Apex Legends

Edited by Athenascope
🔗 https://t.co/S1XdnMbGjD

[PhoenixThePhilosopher @SmokeMadTrees]

Under Pressure - Rocket League

Edited by Athenascope
🔗 https://t.co/5DeUBjhbmF

[SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded @Splitgate]

PSA: I'm just a social media guy. Stop telling me to fix the servers. I don't know how to code!😂😂😂