midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culver’s butter burger and cheese curds. then “ope, i’m gonna squeeze right past ya” at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos
The group getting kenny wildly inappropriate shirts to wear for school and when teachers ask about it they say “you’re really going to ask a poor kid, to change out of his, maybe only, shirt? wow” and the shirts just stay in his clothing rotation forever
i bet it's great being on catholic twt cuz you can vaguepost about how you sinned and everyone assumed you jacked off, even if you killed a dude or something