bobby schmursa

I'm funny way funnier when you turn your brain off

[bobby schmursa @smokingforGod]

@ResilienceX3 @grok what do you think is in the jug?

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Went to a tuggy massage and lowballed tf outta her.

[bobby schmursa @smokingforGod]

@PubSubs_on_sale What is on sale rn?

[KEATS @keatsdidit]

Nothing could have prepared me 🤣

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Putting her in the hospital is crazzyyy…😭

[bobby schmursa @smokingforGod]

Schark

@jschlatt

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@SpotifyUSA this new update sucks more dick than Bobby schmurda in prison

#eatafatty #bringbackoldspotify
#schmurdagay

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@bbnomula Bossanova

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@thenoelmiller man why did you have to be in Jacksonville on the 22nd. The one day i cant go

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@SUICIDEBOYS X @Metallica

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V

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@tedniv you ought to look up Dragon Rider. Its a How To Train your dragon rip off. Its soooo good

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Thinking about how i just paid full price for a @Moes_HQ burrito on monday lol

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU @KarlousM BRO I FUCKIN TOLD YOU. YOU ALL LAUGHED WHEN I SAID “YOURE GONNA SHIT OUT OF YOUR DICK” AND HERE WE ARE!!!

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@tacobell this is worth 1.19 to you?

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@futelco there is a problem with one of your booths. Please message me privately and we can discuss.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I think about Joe Rogan's nipples all the time. He's got the best nipples in the game; it's like two extra fingers on his chest. Man's got some udders

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@Rachael__Sch @Rudymer2 @Tyler56023295 @hasanthehun I can't believe you would be more or less angry at someone for stealing dance moves because of their gender. You are more sexist than anyone else in this thread. I'm sick of people speaking like they know what their talking about

[bobby schmursa @smokingforGod]

@Rachael__Sch @Rudymer2 @Tyler56023295 @hasanthehun What you just said is inherently sexist