TOTOROIDAL FIELD

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[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

love is blind boston implies the people of boston are worthy of love

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

If you don’t think you could be a good sumo wrestler given the time, you are depressed

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

In my suburbs, they steal the wheels off Barbie Jeeps

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Liking Playmobil over Legos is a punchable offense

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Dr Dolittle and St Francis of Assisi are rumored to make appearances in Air Bud Returns (2027)

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Antiques Roadshow: Allston Christmas

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Gregorian New Year - Jan 1, 2026
Chinese/Lunar New Year - Feb 17, 2026
Boston New Year - Sep 1, 2026

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Listen to enough beastie boys and you can become Curtis Silwa

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

The blight

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

The one homie speaking in nothing but popsicle stick riddles

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Ralph Lauren is a form of WASP wiggerism

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Shirtless at the jewel trying to get in, “I was told this was a festival”

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Allston’s Taco Bell soundtrack is just better than anything that came out of the Great Scott

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Wondering what Stuart Little is up to these days

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

Can’t enjoy a dolce vita Vespa scene, just reminds me of the DoorDash community

[TOTOROIDAL FIELD @SmolMountainTop]

You’d think Roadrunner was a BU freshman dorm with the amount of drama always coming out of it

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[grovy @grovymango]

I pay my taxes I love oatmeal

[Autumn 💙 @seastrxck]

bpd stands for boston personality disorder