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[SmolSamera @SmolSamera]

If what I know from the butterfly effect, my dad shitting his pants in the mid 80's inevitably led to the collapse of the Soviet Union in the mid 90's.

[SmolSamera @SmolSamera]

I just wish there was an app we could talk about this on...

[Jeremy Renner @rennersource]

Wish you a wonderful weekend

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I've just found out that cock fighting is done by chickens.

Twelve months of training wasted.

[autist @litteralyme0]

automatic translation

[Evil Márquez ⚡️ @mrqz1204]

The girl I'm talking to is a month older than me

[Jem @jaempsy]

Had a research assignment on Alzheimer’s disease and forgot to do it

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

it begins

[SushiiCat✨🍉 @Scarlet_Rose025]

How it feels to poop and clog the toilet

[Tomi. @tomaszrch]

No puede ser es el tuit del siglo

[Rose @aralmond_]

this song came on the radio as i was driving to move into my college dorm. i came over the crest of the hill and saw the university’s water tower as the “find your dreams come true” part started. i then had the worst 4 years of my entire life.

[robin 🪺 @shitpoetic]

not a foot guy on their own but i definitely understand the appeal in a using-the-whole-animal way

[Strawbrry @StrawbrryKit]

they do this to your tank when you reload on strategist

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

Mitch McConnell has reportedly “Gone Rogue.”

(Source: @Reuters)

[brandon* @brndxix]

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[Magala 🏳️‍⚧️🪬 @NuclearGore]

"man im so tired of this annoying minimalistic design trend i hope It ends soon"

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The greatest musical mind of our time being fucking insane will always break my heart

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

> named "magic johnson"
> one of the first survivors of aids