Smooth Andy Apollo

Celebrating the dawning of a second half century of unrelenting sarcasm.

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New England +5

Enjoy the game everyone!

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Please, please do not bet on the duration of the national anthem, the coin toss, or the color of the Gatorade bath.

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I've been hoping for better odds all week but as usual, the line moves went an unexpected way so I'm biting the bullet now before it gets worse:

Denver +4
LA Rams +2 1/2

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I don't like stepping in front of this Indiana train (and I would love it for their fans if they won tonight), but the metrics say so:

Miami (FL) +7 1/2 🐕🐕🐕

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@Achilliez15 Sorry Trey, no, neither game hit the metrics for me.

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Seattle -7 🐕🐕

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One more dog:

Pittsburgh +3 (-120)

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Give me the dogs again. All of the dogs.

Buffalo +105 (ML)
San Francisco +6
LA Chargers +3 1/2

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Give me the dogs today:

Carolina +10
Chicago +105 (ML)

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Give me the Ducks tonight:

Oregon +3 1/2 🐕🐕🐕🐕

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P.S. The Washington bet is (-120)

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NY Jets +12 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
NY Giants +3 🐕🐕🐕🐕
Arizona +14 🐕🐕🐕
Washington +3 1/2 (-120) 🐕🐕🐕
Denver -14 🐕🐕

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Sorry to say, I've got nothing for you today. Neither game set off enough indicators. I'm sure I'll have some bets tomorrow. If you're betting today, good luck. Enjoy the games!

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SMU -1 🐕🐕🐕🐕

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Today's bets:

Texas Tech +2 🐕🐕
Ole Miss +6 1/2 🐕🐕🐕

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Sadly, none of today's games are provoking enough metrics to make a bet 👎

Enjoy the games anyway... I'll check in again tomorrow.

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Illinois +3 🐕🐕🐕🐕

(I'm not betting these, but slight leans on the other two dogs if you're desperate for action today)

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Cleveland +4 🐕🐕🐕🐕
NY Jets +13 1/2 🐕🐕🐕🐕
Indianapolis +5 🐕🐕🐕
Atlanta (MNF) +7 1/2 🐕🐕🐕
Carolina +7 (-120) 🐕🐕
Arizona +7 🐕🐕
Miami +5 🐕🐕
Tennessee +1 1/2 🐕🐕

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Shocked that there 8 college games and 2 pro games today and this is all I've got:

LSU +100 🐕🐕

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Okay, everyone, turn your heads and cough:

Washington +9 🐕🐕🐕🐕
Minnesota +7 1/2 🐕🐕🐕🐕
Kansas City +13 1/2 🐕🐕🐕

Tomorrow (I'll be on the road):
Central Michigan +10 1/2 🐕🐕🐕
New Mexico +1 1/2 🐕🐕🐕