The Gospel of Ruben

I do not feel that these tweets truly exemplify what Ruben Rodriguez stands for.

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

@rdzlord bruh get a hold of yourself

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

Magic Mike is a pretty good movie, man

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

yo I was talking to this girl and I was like, 'wanna come to Brazil' and she was like no so I said fuck you

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

one of my tweets was appreciating the moon, because bitches love the moon man

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

Jack, honesty. Do you like my smile? @Taintballer

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

"I just want to home so girls can grab my biceps, and then I'll flex" @rdzlord

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

who wrote dr. Seuss?

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

Whenever I go to Wal-Mart I'm like the tallest one there

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

if you like girls and vaginas, I can show you some bands man

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

man I'll never be homeless, because fuck that

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

my name is Rubin Rodriguez Chapa Silva Duran, but everybody calls me Giorgio.

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

less reading, more drinking... fuck yeah

[The Gospel of Ruben @SmoothRuben]

more girls, more better.