Smooth Sam

Smoothest guy you will ever meet.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

Are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

My Names Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9... I'm the 1 you need.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

Do you want to have sex with me?
(a) Yes
(b) a
(c) b

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

;)

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

I may not go Down in history but ill go down on you. ;)

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

Your body makes you sexy. Your smile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

Hi! My name is Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

You be Dairy Queen, ill be Burger King: you treat me right, ill do you right!

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

if a big fat guy in red kidnaps you in the middle of the night,
don't be scared. i sent santa my wishlist.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

#smoothsam

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

When God made you He was showing off.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

[Smooth Sam @SmoothSam1]

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell your checking me out.