Steve Morison 💙💛

No corner flag was safe when I was leading the line. The #1 number 9, original Steve Morison parody account. Accept no imitations.

[Klitschko @Klitschko]

#StopTheWar #StandWithUkraine #Standtogether #FreeUkraine #Ukraine #StopWar

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@JohnTerry26 @MarinaPurkiss I don't know Marina but I am pretty sure she will never be famous for being a CB

Or for that matter being famous for bottling a night club bouncer, racially abusing a colleague or shagging her friend's partner.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

Cruella

[Just Jeeves @jeeves_just]

Owners of Dalmatians in Newcastle area, urged to take extra care.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

got....

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

Villa fans have hot #smithout trending fickle bunch #avfc

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

Villa fans have hot #smithout trending fickle bunch #avfc

[Just Jeeves @jeeves_just]

@PhilHay_ @AdamCrafton_ Premier league should bar any directors who have had plastic surgery! #nufc #lufc

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@daniel_barnett With a name like that I'd have thought you'd cut your own Barnet.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@HumanHeadline No please keep her, send her to Tasmania if you must but please keep her.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

#craftywank

[David Gibson 💙💛🇺🇦 @Normanbitesyer]

@hepcatsector Don't tell him Pike!

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@darrengrimes Darren "smug smile" Grimes wiped the smug smile from their faces. #craftywank

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@fromthenorth66 @Tom87GB @RealNatalieRowe @darrengrimes @MarcusRashford Tom's got a red and white flag which trumps a blue tick

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@RealNatalieRowe @darrengrimes @MarcusRashford TBF he's managed to get #craftywank trending.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@PaulaWatson963 @darrengrimes @StopFundingHate @thetimes It's a cartoon ffs. Be careful you don't fall off your high horse.

[Steve Morison 💙💛 @Smorisonlufc]

@skiersteve23 @tobymoses @GrahamSmyth I don't care about most teams. #Lufc and England take the knee. That will do for me.

[Toby Moses @tobymoses]

Colin Kaepernick went out of his way to find the most acceptable form of anti-racism statement he could, getting advice from a Green Beret as he didn't want to offend anyone. It didn't matter. People don't have a problem with taking the knee, they have a problem with anti-racism